1. Oh no! It's your anniversary and you totally spaced on it again?!
Not a problem! Even if it's the day after and you really need to make up for it, like, fast, you can legit get handcrafted bouquets delivered right to you within the hour! Talk about a surefire way to get outta the dog house, amirite?
2. When a first date actually goes well for once...
Well, last night was fun, but now you're stuck at your date's place with racoon eyes and the only makeup around is stuck to the pillow. Don't panic, Sleeping Beauty! You can get makeup delivered to you so quick, you'll have time to look just like your Tinder profile pic all over again before he even wakes up.
3. When your neighbor's "borrowed" all your tools already...
Can't remember where you put that box of lug nuts, but you're still covered in plaster from home renos? Don't consider yourself screwed — they've nailedit! You can keep working on your projects while they deliver anything your handyman dreams can handle. Get it? Handle... like, on a hammer or whatever?
4. What about things that melt? Can they be delivered?
Absolutely! Just read what a happy customer had to say:
"Bad breakup. Can't leave house. Must have froyo. Colder than my ex's heart."
"Bad breakup. Can't leave house. Must have froyo. Colder than my ex's heart."
5. That moment when your friend's coming over and you're unprepared AF
No one wants to pay for overpriced booze at the bar — that's why we invented the art of the pre-drink. Problem is, we all have those "last minute" friends who are straight up lost when it comes to planning anything out in advance, and they demolished your supplies last time. Well, your liquor cabinet won't be dry for long because all it takes are a couple clicks and it'll be there before any of the gang shows up. Cheers!
6. But then comes the hangover...
Splitting headache, nausea, dry mouth, and probably a few solid regrets — well, we won't be able to help you with that last one, but there's no need to crawl outta bed and all the way to the store to cure that hangover. Gatorade, Advil, and that sweet, sweet hangover snack can all be sent to your door. You know what? Might wanna stock up on some toilet paper while you're at it. Just sayin'.
7. Looks like brain cells weren't the only casualty of your wild night out...
Whether you sat on them or straight up lost them in the toilet again, your sunglasses can easily go missing. You know how everything's brighter, louder, and worserer when you're hungover? Well, imagine having to replace your shades on a day like that. No worries, just keep lying down and get them delivered.
8. When you score sweet concert tickets last minute...
Your tickets say EDM, but your outfit says WTF! Everything in your wardrobe is Waka Flaka Lame! Not to worry, they got what you need to look your Kanye Best, just a click away. Lookin' fresh while being as lazy as Jay-Z... he's not actually lazy, it just rhymes.
9. When your pet's more high maintenance than your ex ever was...
Is that a squeak squeak I hear? No, because you don't have pet toys after Rufus chewed up the last one! Uncle Rufus needs to learn to leave my dog Patches' toys alone! Whatever the case, pets are a lot of work. From dragging home heavy bags of dog food to missing toys buried in the backyard somewhere, save the hassle of going to those smelly pet stores and the work that goes along with them.
10. When your system crashes faster than your little brother after a Red Bull bender
So you've been looking forward to just sinking into the couch and gaming out all week, but when the weekend comes, your station's more fried than Cheech and Chong in the '70s... or ever. Well, what's the point of being a true couch potato if you have to get off the couch? All kinds of electronics, games, and whatever crazy gadgets you need can be sent right to your door. Game on!
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