Friday, January 19, 2018

14 Hilarious Secrets About 'Wedding Crashers'

14 Hilarious Secrets About 'Wedding Crashers'

We're well into the swing of wedding season now, so it's the perfect time to talk about the best comedy about attending weddings: Wedding CrashersTheir incredible techniques for infiltrating any party they see would make a spy jealous, and all the rules they made for themselves when they get in were absolutely hilarious. So why don't we lock it up – no youlock it up! Just be sure to remember the rules.

1. Vince Vaughn kept the painting given to his character, Jeremy, by Todd. I mean, who doesn't want their own commissioned painting?

It's called "Celebration."

2. It's the 6th highest grossing film for New Line Cinema, only beaten by all three Lord of the Rings films, Austin Powers in Gold Member, and Rush Hour 2.

Those arepretty tough acts to follow.

3. It's sort of based on a true story. Not specifically wedding crashing, but it was inspired by a San Francisco group called The Partygoers whose goal was to spread good cheer by crashing parties in a friendly manner.

They truly give so much for their calling.

4. There was always a wedding planner on set to help make sure that the weddings looked realistic and believable.

If you're gonna crash weddings, they'd better be legit looking ones.

5. Owen Wilson made up the "I think we use 10% of our hearts" line on the spot. Talk about quick thinking.

Methinks he definitely used a solid percent of his brain for that one.

6. The website for the film had a printable Purple Heart award to use as a pickup line and get free drinks like in the film. Authorities in the US Congress were furious and made it illegal to pretend to have a Purple Heart! Don't try this at home, folks.

Okay, that's a pretty fair complaint – we should probably respect veterans and actual Purple Heart recipients.

7. After many hours of having to smile and dance for some scenes, Christopher Walken would routinely say "fart" to Rachel McAdams to get her to keep smiling.

Hey, if it works, it works. Of course you're now imagining him saying "fart" aren't you?

8. All of the rules for wedding crashing are listed on the DVD, in a text gallery bonus feature.

This includes such goldies as Rule #57: The Ferrari is in the shop.

9. When Vince Vaughn admits to having an imaginary friend named Shiloh, it's a reference to the Neil Diamond song "Shiloh," which is, as you might imagine, about an imaginary friend.

An outfit like that seems like something straight out of the imagination, that's for sure.

10. That wasn't the only musical reference though. The line, "You've crashed a million weddings, and you rocked them all" is a play on the line from Jon Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" where he sings, "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all!"

Save a horse, ride a cowboy indeed.

11. Jane Seymour and Christopher Walken, who played the Cleary parents, were both in separate James Bond films: Seymour as the Bond Girl Solitaire in Live and Let Die, while Walken was the villain Max Zorin in A View To A Kill.

They were Roger Moore's first and last outings as James Bond, respectively.

12. Republican Senator and former Presidential hopeful John McCain and Democratic Political Commentator James Carville both make an uncredited cameo appearance in the film as guests at the first Cleary wedding.

Crossing party lines for the sake of a party.

13. The boat from Wedding Crashers, the Woodwind, is a real ship and was used as-is, including the name. It's available for charter and cruises of Annapolis, Maryland.

There was even a guy laying on the deck below Walken to help steer the ship.

14. That kindly looking older gentleman sitting beside Owen Wilson at the Italian wedding where he tells the Jabroni joke is Owen Wilson's actual uncle.

He's sure no Jabroni.

Now I think you're ready to take off and crash weddings on your own!

Just be sure to remember the rules, okay?

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12 Dudes Who Have A Loophole For Everything Life Throws Their Way

12 Dudes Who Have A Loophole For Everything Life Throws Their Way

With all the challenges we have to deal with in life, it's only natural that we would want to find a shortcut or two. After all, it's common for our problems to seem like they have much more complicated solutions than they really do. Even if you're dealing with specifically worded instructions, there's often a way you can fulfill everything they're asking of you without making things hard for yourself.

When you do this, you've found a loophole. It's a big part of a lawyer's or an accountant's job to find them, which is why any legal agreement we have to sign nowadays is worded so carefully.

Yet the gears of inspiration can really turn for anyone, and it's likely you won't have to wait too long before you find an opportunity to find your own loopholes.

After all, it seemed to come pretty naturally to these 12 people.

COMMENT and let us know about the clever times you were able to get around the system. 

1. This person's wife always wanted a Christmas tree, but their pets kept destroying any trees they brought home.

So they decided to use portals. This way, the pets can't reach it and everyone gets to enjoy the festivities.

2. When you're trying to work out with a low ceiling, you may need to get creative.

Now he just needs to figure out what he's going to do about all the dust and bugs lurking around in that ceiling.

3. I'd like to think that the same person is responsible for all of these rules.

If so, I bet that sign is only going to get longer. When someone's determined to find a loophole, it's hard to keep them down.

4. This goat kept getting its head stuck in fences, so the farmer thought of a handy solution.

I'm not sure why they drew eyes on it, but I guess the point is that it works.

Apparently fences are more of a nuisance than we thought because this isn't the only loophole designed to get around them.

5. Just because there's construction going on doesn't mean everything has to stop.

It's also pretty refreshing to see a crosswalk button that actually works. They're a lot fewer and farther between than you may realize.

6. Technically, this person found a way to legally get free parking.

However, they should be warned that others who have tried this ended up getting a lot of tickets anyway.

7. That's close enough, right?

When you can't find someone willing to go out and get just one brick, I guess you just have to make do.

8. Well, well, well, aren't we clever?

I guess his girlfriend's going to have to treat him like she's asking a genie for a wish from now on.

Just in case that wasn't the most dad-jokey thing you've seen all day, check out this next one.

9. I guess they got exactly what they asked for.

With the way these jokes can sometimes get out of hand, they may soon have a whole bakery to deal with.

10. This guy's workplace didn't allow a Movember mustache, so he had to think outside the box.

It's a shame it couldn't be on his face, but that is one stylish 'stache.

11. A redditor put this communal gift together because he doesn't like wrapping presents.

He might run into trouble if someone wants another person's gift, though.

12. Sometimes you don't need a loophole if you have a nice compromise.

Honestly, I'm just kind of surprised that "Stairway To Heaven" somehow made it off this guitar shop's banned list.

Don't forget to COMMENT and tell us about the sharpest loopholes you've come up with, and then check out the video below!

24 Incredible People Who Would Do Anything For Their Pets

24 Incredible People Who Would Do Anything For Their Pets

Having pets is a huge responsibility. They require food, love, and constant attention. These pet owners would do absolutely anything for their animal companions, putting their furry friend's needs above their own. Check out these incredible pet owners who are definitely doing it right.