Saturday, December 31, 2016

24 Pictures That Seriously Question People's Judgment

24 Pictures That Seriously Question People's Judgment

There are moments in life where we've all felt we've been the dumbest person on the planet. But let me tell you something, one minute on the internet will have you reevaluating that theory.

People exist on earth who really need to start thinking twice about their choices. They can just be tiny little choices made on a regular basis, but they can have a huge impact. Like, life or death consequences.

1. Just, why?

A person had created a series of gory porcelain dolls. I think this whole Pride and Prejudice and Zombies thing has officially gone too far.

2. A trip wire on a bike course?

Not a trip wire at tire level, this is at NECK level. There's is clearly a psychopath on the loose.

3. The snowmen have come to life.

"Do you want to build a snowman?" "No... no I do not."

4. Weirdest wrong number award.

What could possibly be the context for this?! I'm so confused by this, but I'm baffled by the next one.

5. The. Worst.

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can... nope, can't.

6. What could possibly go wrong?

HOW DO THEY POSSIBLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?!

7. This guy really needs some dough.

I mean, there HAS to be another ATM to use somewhere. Then again, he does seem to be in some sort of nuclear wasteland.

8.  The Bush sign says it all.

This man clearly makes good life choices. But the next person is WAY worse.

9. A song comes to mind, what is it...

Oh yeah, "I'm being eating by a boa constrictor, boa constrictor, boa constrictor." 

10. Three problems here.

1. Who invented this? 2. Who thought it was a good idea to invest in and produce? 3. WHO ACTUALLY DRINKS IT?!

11. Sir, no.

No matter how epic a selfie that is (and it is absolutely epic), I believe cobras are just not okay with photos.

12. Because I've always thought, "Man, I wish I could make a candle out of my earwax."

I love how it's this romantic scene, like "We promise your partner will be so turned on by this earwax candle." Also, who has that much earwax?! Another question: why is there a Peyton Manning bobble head in the background... holding a syringe?!

13. What kind of monster would find this appetizing? I mean, if allergies are the issue, maybe pizza just isn't for you.

14. To the age-old question "where's the beef?" we now know it wasn't stolen. 

15. Clearly someone didn't bother to take into account why a "no smoking" sign needed to be above an ashtray 

16. Obviously, a math degree isn't necessary to run a pita place. 

17. No party should have gotten this lit. 

18. This is what happens when you ask Google for all your answers.

19. Honestly, I don't think this would taste all that bad. 

20. Urinals on top of urinals, yet there's still probably pee on the floor. 

21. These chopsticks are more encouraging than the fortune cookie it came with. 

22. I feel this is a bad marketing ploy. 

23. This seems a little too extreme.

I don't even know what to say about this. Hopefully the hole allowed her to somehow free herself. 

24. She had to be sent home because she was scaring her fellow four-year-olds... because OF COURSE she was!

40 Hilarious Ideas That Seemed Good...Until They Didn't

40 Hilarious Ideas That Seemed Good...Until They Didn't

Sometimes things in life backfire...heck, sometimes your whole life backfires and what seemed like a good idea at the time leaves you standing there, caked in that black powder that cartoon characters get covered in after an explosion. Anyway, just to make you feel a little better, here are 40 people who know that exact struggle!

1. This relaxing bubble bath

2. The logo placement that spoke the truth

3. The romantic gift that turned into a something a little more sinister 

4. Saving money by dyeing your hair at home doesn't sound like a bad idea...

The irony is so strong in the next one, I can taste it...

5. I don't have to explain this one to you guys, do I?

6. This college hashtag campaign 

7. This person who thought they could actuallybuild something from IKEA...what a chump!

8. This sentimental yearbook quote...not in any way ironic...

9. This first driving lesson in the parking lot 

10. This attempt at a Valentine's Day bouquet

11. Cooking pizza drunk always seemslike a good idea

12. It turned out pretty well...until you started thinking...

All I can say about the next one is let's hope no one gets eaten...

13. This attempt to give a "stray dog" a new home

14. This attempt not to drink and drive

15. That attempt to relive your childhood is always bittersweet 

16. This attempt to win back your ex

The drunken hookup isn't the only regret in the next picture...

17. Red lipstick always seemslike a good idea

18. So you wanted an authentic nature experience...

19. "It'll be out before you know it..."

20. Have fun in the ER 

Usually McDonald's after a night out is a bad idea...but not in the next girl's case...

21. Why not break in those new heels tonight? 

22. "Tell her how you feel, they said...What do you have to lose? They said..."

23. This attempt to cleanup trim the ivy 

24. WOW. You should not have done that

25. This person posted before thinking things entirely through.

26. I'm sure the parents are wishing they hadn't left their child alone with the roll of tape right about now. 

27. There's only going to be one winner by the end of this game.

28. This girl who just realized that maybe she doesn't like "Sorry" that much.

And now it's too late. Not to say sorry, of course, but well, you get it...

29. I'm always up for a wild game of checkers but...

No one can possibly love the game thatmuch, can they?

30. "I heard glasses make you look smarter".

31. I mean, if this is the only way he's going to learn not to put sand in his mouth, then so be it.

32. It might be hard to tell because he's a Lego piece, but this is the true face of regret.

And trust me, I knowLego expressions.

33. And here it is in the flesh.

A spitting image, really.

34. It's okay, there's plenty of other fish in the sea...

None of them look as good swimming the 100-meter butterfly though

35. What would compel someone to do such a thing? 

36. That's an unpleasant sensation...to say the least.

37. Who could have predicted that future-you would be such a sucker?

38. I'm sorry to say that you can't just brush this one off.

39. As somebody who is currently on week two, I can say that the struggle is oh so real.

Tonight's dinner is the leftover Ramen noodles from last night's dinner. 

40. I want to say nice try but I can't bring myself to do it.

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