24 Funny Pics Better Than Sliced Bread

I don't know about you, but I'm the kind of degenerate that loves a good excuse to take a break from work, sit on the toilet, and scroll through my phone like I have all the time in the world.

Don't judge, with my chaotic life a bathroom break is like a vacation!

Tell me I'm not alone!

1. I can't stop fawning over these two!

2. For me it's thinking of the perfect comeback two years too late.

3. At least she's rich.

4. "When face swap goes horribly right."

5. Sometimes.

6. Priorities.

7. "Usually the student is the one making excuses."

8. "I got a timed feeder for my cat to try to help him lose weight. He sleeps like this now."

9. In a way it's still effective...

10. ...but...

11. "Didn't know this was common enough to warrant a whole checkbox."

12. Poor Tony.

13. Doesn't sound as bad that way.

14. Let your neighbors know the "shitter's full!" this Christmas holiday.

15. She married an artist and we're all super jealous.

16. "Never screw with the guy who makes your coffee."

17. Yes, please.

18. "Thought I knew what to expect at the new $5.99 Chinese buffet. I was wrong."

19. They grow up so fast.

20. "Global warming solved."

21. Ummm...

22. "Blackberry cures blind man!"

23. Problem solved.

24. Merry Christmas!

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