There's no shame in being petty. Some might say it's a talent, a lifestyle, a carefully honed skill. So why not embrace it, right?
1. TTYL!
2. Pardon you?
3. Do NOT mess with me
4. Bon appétit
It takes some skill to be petty on a date...
5. No eye contact please
6. Even wifi names can get petty
7. You might be a sore loser, but you're real great at winning
8. Excuse me?!
We've all done the next one, don't lie...
9. Ahh yes, a petty classic
10. The petty is strong with this one
11. It's a risk you run, but it's worth it
12. Let me spell it out for ya
Next time you really want to crank up the petty, you have to try the next one...
13. You want petty, now that's petty
14. Bye, let's not keep in touch
15. It's never too late to say sorry if you say it right...
16. It comes naturally
The next husband got real petty...
17. A Craigslist ad just to spite your wife?
18. Take that ya greedy coworkers!
19. Bae be petty!
20. Don't us girls do enough?
What happens when you don't come home for the holidays?
21. Someone's trying to send a hint...
22. Petty Prius
23. Forget about it!
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