14 Signs You're Antisocial

There's nothing wrong with you being you. We ought to embrace our true selves instead of letting internet listicles try and clump us together into segregated groups...which is why I made this listicle only antisocial people will understand, so go away extroverts! Leave us alone.

Joking. I'm not antisocial. Not at all, actually. But I have enough weird, antisocial friends to know how they behave. So I wrote this for them!

Enjoy and remember to share with those antisocial friends you have that keep canceling plans on you.

1. Do you have this exact thought multiple times a day? You might be antisocial!

2. The ideal home.

3. You got overly excited about this scene because of how much you can relate.

4. If you were REALLY antisocial, you'd have never answered the door to begin with.

5. You don't see a problem with doing this to yourself.

6. This is how you "welcome" visitors.

7. This is how you make decisions.

8. Your inability to mask your emotions.

9. This is incredibly relatable.

10.  If you say this at 14, you're antisocial. If you say this at 24, you're an adult and it makes perfect sense.

11. But does Batman's utility belt have Clash of Clans?

Antisocial nerds 1:0 Batman

12. Friends can be imaginary, man!

13. You used to say this angrily, now you say it happily...to your cats.

14. You can't eat a ham sandwich and look into the abyss in peace.