For the record, this post is Evil Genius Moments - 20, and Upstanding Citizens - 0.
1. Get thee behind me, Satan
2. Desperation kicks in...
3. They have to be drunk...there is no reason to put THIS much effort into a prank like this unless you're drunk
4. And you can't even be mad because he still made cake...
5. Disappointment wrapped up in excitement, wrapped up in disappointment. So many emotions for such a crappy gift
6. You'd have to be truly mad to try and venture this
7. Well played, evil genius...well played
8. In a world desperate for power, one evil genius wreaks havoc with this sticker in an airport
9. This makes me want to give up on life
10. Aaand...3...2...1....
11. The man who thought this up hates life. That's the only explanation
12. I hope he's prepared to dish out the cash for all of the therapy sessions she'll need after this
13. Well, I suppose that's one way to do it
14. Only the spawn of Satan could decide that this was a good idea. You know what they say: location, location, location
15. I cringe just looking at it
16. WORST. PERSON. EVER.
17. He's about to become the office jerk
18. Dear future scientists, please note that this generation is full of jerks. That is all
19. Oh the chaos and confusion that will ensue
20. For the love of all that is good in this world...WHYYY?!
21. When in doubt, turn it into a t-shirt
Collage image sources: 1. reddit / abmiram 2. imgur / vodoocc 3. reddit / swiftkicktothedick
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