All I can say is thank god we're all in this together!
1. The girl who always does this.
2. The person who eats this.
Exceepppppt it kinda is okay. In fact, it's more than okay, it's a glorious, chocolaty, out-of-body, sugar-high experience. Trust me, we all need to eat like a piece of garbage sometimes...
3. Goofy. Goofy needs to be stopped.
Come on, Goofy! Bros before ho — umm — honorable and perfectly respectable women...
We all know that no relationship is perfect, and Mickey has been rather preoccupied with his dancing hippos these days, but infidelity is wrong!
4. This guy needs to be stopped.
5. This person at the party definitely needs to be stopped.
6. This kid. For the love of god, this kid.
7. Me every time this is my life. And that's quite often...
8. This utter disgrace of a 7-Eleven knockoff must be stopped.
9. This friend needs to be stopped.
10. Every person who plays pool but doesn't know how.
But as a pool player who's ripped many a table covering, mostly I wish people would just stop making meplay with them!
11. The person who decided to make bubble wrap that doesn't pop.
12. The overdramatic girl really needs to be stopped.
13. The person who is obsessed with garlic bread.
14. The friend who acts like a smug detective.
15. The friend that asks if you can act serious.
16. The girlfriend who thought this was a good gift.
17. This mom who can't even tell her child from a cardboard cutout.
18. The boyfriend who honestly just has a death wish.
19. This person who did their job and no more.
Some people call them lazy, but really they're the only ones smart enough to realize that most of us are not being paid enough to do "our best."
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