Hit emergency stop, you say?
It. Did. Not. Work.
Despite losing all the skin on my shins, I still refused to let go for fear of being propelled at a high speed at the bikes behind me.
Luckily, the treadmill finally stopped and I regained my composure but never my pride.
Thankfully, this was before smartphones. Others aren't so lucky.
1. Oopsy daisy, talk about messing up on the job...
2. Why buy the coffee when you can get the Wi-Fi for free?
3. Just glad it's not the condoms aisle
4. When you think you're hot stuff but you're memed instead
5. When you let a dad joke fly
If you don't get it — because I sure didn't at first — he's got a case of the Mondays. My jokes are far from good, but even I know this is just shameful.
6. I know, I know. Ri-Ri can do no wrong, but...
7. "Dad, those aren't mine. I was holding them for someone."
This dog is clearly in it for more than recreational use. He probably sells to all his doggy friends. The dog park is no longer a safe place...
8. Pooch pampering gone wrong...very wrong
9. Grandma shaming — not cool, bro
10. Too much tequila, dawg
This has happened to most of us too many times. Unfortunately, we never look as cute as this little fluff when it happens.
11. What peanut butter? Oh, the jar is empty? Weird, don't know anything about that...
12. When you're ready to have a one-night stand but can't find your bed
13. Ramen fail. Do NOT let Gordon Ramsay see this...
14. When you know you messed up but don't even have enough pride to hide
"I'm sorry I destroyed the house, I just missed you" is NOT an acceptable excuse.
15. Apparently, this horrid thing is a British invention...
16. You've heard of the cone of shame
17. Just a typical night out for me
18. Someone's not a fan of cat food
I don't know what this guy got into, but that stain's not coming out anytime soon.
19. I've made this exact same mistake
It's okay, buddy. You tried.
20. The Roomba's betrayal
21. When bae says they're giving up carbs
22. Selfie shame syndrome is real
And it was so gangsta, right down to the dirty, rolled-up piece of bathroom tissue...
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