1. "Quick mirror selfie with my new Pop-Tart 6"
2. A type of rich only Canadians will understand
3. How many carrots is your gold?
4. Looks awesome, man. Nobody will notice the difference
5. The rich man's starter kit
6. The first step to success
7. In some post-apocalyptic world, beer caps may become the currency
8. Maybe be more specific next time?
9. Only rich weirdos would drive something like this
10. You can rent all of these things for a day
Just remember to keep the tape
11. Nobody ever said you had to be rich to live on a boat
12. Who actually bothers to walk up and read these, anyway?
13. More like club pack of generic mac and cheese
14. Chynabuye's got everyone looking boujie af
15. Eight years old and living large
16. Who said billiards was for rich people?
17. When people think you're rich because you sleep with bills over your eyes
18. Nothing says rich like a knot tied at the end of all your toilet paper rolls
19. Even chicken fingers and fries can look like they were served at Dorsia
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