It takes a certain kind of person to be a true savage — to say the things no one else will without caring about the consequences, to go beyond the normal scope of assholery, and grow those balls of steel that make a person into a cold-blooded badass. But this is not to say that we all can't achieve some amount of savagery in our own lives, and the next 16 individuals, dancing the fine line between cool and ruthless, are the ones to show us exactly how to do it!
1. We should all strive to be this grandma
When you spend too long in the sun, Grandma starts throwing shade!
2. And this funeral home and their smoking hot marketing strategy
3. And this chemistry teacher who was sick of seeing students wearing improper footwear
4. And this mom who knows there's no such thing as too much honesty
The next mom just revolutionized the mom joke, and it will never be the same again...
5. That's a third-degree burn right there
6. Just something to remember her by
Not all relationships last forever, but that stinging memory certainly will
7. There's probably no such thing as a tasteful Micheal Jackson joke...
But sometimes they're just necessary
Probably the last person you'd expect to be savage is the pope, but here we are...
8. That burn was hotter than the sixth circle of hell
Which, according to Dante, is where all the heretic atheists go!
9. The most dangerous thing a company can do is piss off the social media intern
Apparently, this guy didn't need the reference
10. There's no sense in deleting pictures you look good in...
Just change the narrative up a bit
Rejection sucks, especially when it's from your grandma
11. Grandma dropping the K-bomb!
The universal symbol for "we're done here."
12. Mom's synonym game is strong
13. All in all, I think we've learned that when striving to attain savagery, maybe all it takes it to become your mother!
14. A retort so frosty I want to dip my fries in it
15. In the game of savagery, size does not matter
16. How many times do you wish you could send your boss a note like this about a coworker?
17. Another rejection done right
18. All the best friendships start out this way
19. Nothing better than a savage who knows Photoshop
20. Today's lesson will be on how much I don't give a damn
21. She's probably right
22. Dad just wanted fro you to have matching haircuts
And feel publicly humiliated
23. Lesson learned, don't mess with Lorde
24. Just stating the facts
25. This makes me respect the law even more
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