You never knew when Mr. Right could appear or when an ex might pop up and, of course, you want to look faaaabulous.
These days, I often catch my first glimpse of myself in the mirror around 7 pm and think, "Wow, I looked like this all day. Meh." And it's a wonderful freedom, having zero cares in the world.
1. Supposed To Be Working. Does This Instead.
Call it a short attention span or call it a sense of adventure. Whatever it is, just don't call this guy late for something (anything) that keeps him from being a productive member of society.
2. Working Hard Or Hardly Working? Need You Even Ask?
"Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday and work on those TPS reports." "If by 'TPS' you mean anything that's 'totally and practically senseless', I'm your girl."
3. Sometimes We Wait Until We're Old To Realize It's Not Worth The Hassle
It's never too late to embrace who you really are, even if that means you're an insufferable hipster. You take that overpriced, designer ball, put some square glasses on it, and run with it.
4. Embracing Your Inner Tree-Hugger
You don't care if you lose your job, your home, whatever. You've decided that environment is your passion and you're willing to lose everything for it. Now you just need to learn how to farm...
5. You've Accepted Your Station In Life
You'll never be a star, so you're fine with being a gratuitously shirtless member of the posse. Hey, this job's got perks, and you're all about the easy money.
6. The Only Way To Fly
You worked hard for years, and for what? A company parking spot and a 5 percent raise? Whatevs. It's time for you to do you, and ride someone else's coattails for a while.
7. Mama Told Me There'd Be Days Like This, So Now I'm Telling Everyone Else
You know you need the Vitamin D but your mood is in the tank. What do you do? You let that freak flag fly, that's what.
8. Remember, I'm Fabulous
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you're tired of making excuses for it. Jealous much? You go, girl. You go.
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