Oh, Did You Mean 'Tuesday'?

If you counted the days I woke up feeling refreshed and raring to go versus the ones where I felt like I needed at least another three hours of sleep, the second one would win by a landslide. I guess I must have been a bear in a past life, because I feel like I would work the best if I could just spend a few months out of the year sleeping.

We can chalk this up to me not being a morning person, but I don't really wanna do much in the afternoon or at night either, so I think this is just the way I am.

If this is starting to sound familiar, come on in and enjoy, because we'll both find a lot to relate to here.

1. Yeah, wake me when we get past this nonsense.

It's not our fault the "real world" doesn't give us a lot to get excited about.

2. Yeah, I think I can pretty much accept that the "wake up at five and work out" person just isn't a possibility.

I mean, the "wake up at seven" one is probably like a million-to-one shot, but a chance is still a chance.

3. Now these are what I call some goals.

If we work hard and persevere, maybe we can hibernate one day.

4. Hahaha, I can pretty much set my watch to these moments now. 

The next one's totally gonna be the real one, I swear.

5. Swap out "working out" with "pretty much anything" and you've got my style.

You ever find yourself not wanting to do the things you wanna do?

6. I'll tell you, that delivery guy deserved a massive tip.

Pretty sure I worked out a series of kicks to let 'em know what toppings I wanted.