Not only do you get the pleasure of seeing people falling and getting hit by things, you also get to claim athletic superiority over people with little or no athleticism at all. That's what we call a win-win...well...it's a win-win for you and me. I have no doubt these golden moments captured for the purpose of internet ridicule have ruined other peoples' lives. But we don't know them, so let's laugh at their downfall together like the poorly adjusted, keyboard warriors we are.
1. You're out! By about three feet. You're a disappointment, Timmy.
2. Somewhere in that gym class, some kid thought up their first-ever "balls to the face" joke. What a glorious day that must've been.
3. And in that moment, all 253 people in attendance got every penny's worth of their $37.97 ticket + hotdog combo.
4. Instructions unclear. Broke 6 vertebrae.
5. The ball sneaked right past those little piglet fingers, didn't they, champ? You'll get'm next time.
6. You missed the ball and your chance to keep your dignity by about a foot.
7. "So what you're saying is stack more weight than I could reasonably handle then walk around like a constipated T-Rex?"
"That's exactly what I'm saying."
8. I see you have no idea what you're doing...but this might play out well, so I'm gonna wait this one out.
9. Now that I see how I look when I run, I know why my parents used to drop me off at soccer games and leave.
10. Make your dad proud, son. For one day. Am I asking too much? You're THREE, dammit.
11. Physics are even MORE awesome when applied to overweight dads!
12. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I made it look dangerous, so it must be advanced.
13. I had to get the Segway onto the treadmill...that's kinda like exercise.
14. With the ball nowhere in sight and the play happening on the other side of the field, little Timmy embarrassed Dad again.
15. "I baseballed!" –Carly Rae Jepsen
Collage images via 1. SB Nation 2. Bleacher Report 3. reddit / BenTweener
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