16 Signs You're A Model Employee

If you've ever worked a job before, then you know there are good employees and there are bad employees. I'm especially good at identifying the bad ones because I am one myself, and it's something I am very proud of. It's hard work being bad employee while still managing not to get fired. Today, however, I plan to do something a little out of my comfort zone. Today, I am going to pay homage to the model employees. After all, the good employees are the most important because they are the ones who actually bother doing the work that I don't do. Sometimes they have to do double the work because they have to undo all the mistakes bad employees have made and then do the job a second time. 

So instead writing about the worthless sacks, I have to chosen to dedicate this piece to the diligent and industrious people who rarely get a second look.   

1. Good employees get a feel for their environment 

2. Jesus died for ours sins, but if he were alive today he would be a model emlpoyee

3. The product is sold out, but at least this guy made shoppers feel less sad about it

Millennials get the joke

4. Stacking merchandise in the right order is important

5. Sometimes it's better to err on the side of caution 

6. Lewis' comforting presence has improved the quality of their customer service

7. We should all strive to be this person

8. Familiarizing yourself with the product is half the battle 

9. A model employee is one who always has the right tools for the job

10. Making sure all items are correctly priced is a big part of the job

Well done, Dave!

11. The sign of a dedicated employee who can never quit his job

There is literally no where else he can go 

12. Product placement is a skill model employees master 

13. Customer service extends beyond the four walls of your establishment

14. Taste testing is important for quality assurance 

15. Apparently scheduled breaks throughout the day increase worker efficiency

16. Strong loss prevention practices are good for the bottom line

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