Tiffany & Co. Just Released A Line Of Everyday Objects And The Internet Is Losing It

So you've probably heard of Tiffany & Co. You know, the famous, historical jewelry company that appears in countless movies and on the bank statements of the world's wealthiest. Well, this company is so iconic that they've branched away from jewelry in favor of something us mere mortals can actually afford. 

Just kidding. Tiffany has released a line of "Everyday Objects" with price tags so outrageously high, the internet has some strong feels about it. The best part of this entire situation? The objects are probably going to sell out like, today. 

Until recently, Tiffany was known for their gorgeous, classic jewelry, specifically their diamond engagement rings. 

Celebrities tend to show up to red carpet events dripping in the latest Tiffany jewels. 

Pieces like this diamond-encrusted watch were definitely not out of the question either. 

Not out of the question for rich people, that is. This watch retails for the casual price of $7,450. 

But with their new "Everyday Objects" collection, jewelry is on the back burner for the time being. 

And Twitter users have some feelings about the price tags attached to these products. 

For instance, this sterling silver ball of yarn can be yours for a reasonable $9,000. 

We're positive that the sock you can knit using it would be super comfortable. 

Another affordable item in the collection is this "paper" plate that retails for $950. 

Tiffany describes the "paper" plate as being "infused with modern wit." I'm sorry, what? 

Lots of Twitter users had a thing or two to say about this glorious "paper plate."

You probably won't be surprised to learn that the word "capitalism" popped up here and there. 

It's also exciting to note that consumers can purchase this tin can for a mere $1,000!

But don't worry. In addition to sterling silver, the can also features the Tiffany Blue enamel. 

Many Twitter users were quick to point out that they'd just die for this tin can on Christmas morning. 

It's definitely not an unreasonable item to add to your Christmas list. 

But the fun doesn't stop there! These "paper" cups are a straight-up STEAL at $95 for a set of two.  

Your morning coffee has never looked so chic. And practical! 

Why not spoil the children in your life this holiday season with a $300 yo-yo? 

When they get tired of it after three days, it won't even matter! 

Sip on your fancy dranks in style with this $250 crazy straw. 

Doesn't this just bring you right back to the '90s?! Except those crazy straws came in bulk for $2. 

Quite possibly the best item in the entire collection is this bird's nest that retails for a casual $10,000.

Since when is a bird's nest an everyday item...? 

To continue the laughs, check out the full collection of "Everyday Objects" here.