Friday, September 30, 2016

This Trickster Left Fake Animal Facts Across A Los Angeles Zoo, And
People Lost It!

This Trickster Left Fake Animal Facts Across A Los Angeles Zoo, And People Lost It!

Everyone loves a good trip to the zoo! Fun and educational at best, maybe a bit of poo slung at you at worst. But what patrons of the Los Angles Zoo were least expecting was to find these hilarious "animal facts" printed and displayed in front of their animal holdings. The trickster, who goes by obviousplant on Imgur, has a knack for making false facts seem real by making them look professional and akin to something you might actually see at a place like this. Also, his wording and sense of humor are just the best. So check out what he did, because when we found them, we just had to share them with you guys! 

1. So many ducks to give

Seriously, how much money would you give to see this?!

2. Just. Stay. Calm.

I love the idea of a sign maker at the zoo who can tell when you're about to be mauled by a bear.

3. There's no other way to say it, this bird sees dead people...

...sidenote: will that reference ever get old? Oh, it has already? Alright, I'll stahp.

Those are a great start, but honestly, they just get better from here!

4. Why, Phillip, why???

In case you were curious, here's how to know if your flamingo is cheating on you: he doesn't let you see his phone, he always seems to be "working late," and you see pink marks all over his body that you didn't leave there...

5. Soup's up for the gibbons!

6. This is how Timon and was always able to find Pumba

Sidenote: never make a bet with a meerkat. I had to learn that the hard way...

Obviously, I saved the best for last! I know, I'm a jerk. But trust me, you'll love 'em!

7. I would vote for this over any of the candidates for 2016, any day...

8. Could he be more wrong???

Seriously, though, don't ever tell them the sad truth...

9. I always knew those fat-cat penguins were just in it for the money!

Do you have a friend you could go around the zoo with, planting fake animal facts? Share this article with them for inspiration and start planning some sweet tricks of your own! Just make sure it's all harmless, clever, and fun ;)

h/t Imgur / obviousplant

Monday, September 26, 2016

Footage Captures FedEx Driver Rescuing Flags From Protesters

Footage Captures FedEx Driver Rescuing Flags From Protesters

You know, few of us are qualified to make legal arguments as to what's free speech and what isn't. That's why we have the courts. But you don't need an intimate knowledge of the law to know the difference between right and wrong. Certainly we have the right to protest, that's America for you.

But for the life of me, I'll never understand flag-burning as a protest. You can protest the government, but the government is ultimately such a small thing. A country – and the flag it represents – is much bigger than a government. Governments come and go all the time, but the Stars and Stripes are forever.

Tempers weren't the only things flaring at a protest in Iowa City as protesters tried to set some flags alight. That's when FedEx driver Matt Uhrin stepped in.

The group had apparently gathered to protest racial and social injustice, and heated words were exchanged with some of the locals before they took out their lighters. 

Matt was having none of it and pushed his way into the group of protesters with a fire extinguisher, determined to stop them. "It really hurts when you see [the flag] disgraced," Matt later told local news.


Although at first some thought he might lose his job for confiscating the flags, FedEx later stood by their employee. Two of the protesters, on the other hand, were cited by police for open burning. 

Many are hailing Matt as a hero for his actions, but he doesn't seem himself that way. "The ones that are really the heroes are the ones that were injured, maimed, killed, the ones that never got to see home again. They're the heroes," he said.


Check out the scene in the video below!

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6 'Beautiful' Tourist Destinations That Were Very Different In Person

6 'Beautiful' Tourist Destinations That Were Very Different In Person

Most people have a long list of places they want to travel to before they die. Usually, these places are thought to be immeasurably beautiful, while other places on this list may have historical or political significance. One thing is for sure: we always have a picture of what these places look like before we get there and it's usually pretty spectacular. This isn't really our fault, though – tourist websites always seem to make a destination look better than reality. 
Here are six "beautiful" tourist destinations that definitely differed from expectations. 
Leave a COMMENT on Facebook letting us know what tourist attractions ended up being big disappointments for you. 

1. Stonehenge is one of those mystical places that most of us dream about going to at some point in our lives. 

Of course, we envision walking up to the standing stones with a view that may be something like this. 

When you get there, you realize that all of these other people had the same idea in their heads. 

2. Every time we see these beautiful canals in Venice, Italy, we're reminded of how badly we want to go there.  

Unfortunately, you're more likely to experience this kind of situation. 

3. We all want to experience the authentic German beer experience at the Hofbräuhaus in Munich, Germany. 

When you get there, it's more like this – crowded and full of tourists. 

Want an authentic German experience? You might as well hit the beer garden down the street. 

4. Everyone imagines this when they plan their trip to see Mona Lisa at the Louvre in Paris. 

But when they get there, it's more like this. 

Mona, is that you?!

5. When we see travel advertisements for The Great Wall of China, it looks something like this. 

But on a typical day, it can be less than appealing. 

6. This is what people envision before going to the beautiful Bondi Beach in Australia. 

But like many tourist-friendly beaches, this is what you're more likely to experience. 

h/t Brightside

28 Pregnant Couples Going Wayyy Too Far

28 Pregnant Couples Going Wayyy Too Far

Having a baby is a big deal. So it's no wonder that people want to go all out when it comes to traditions like baby showers, maternity photos, and gender reveals. 

However, it's a period of immense change, excitement, and, perhaps, a loss of sanity...which explains some of the following ridiculousness...

1. When they commissioned this cake featuring a fetus swimming in a gelatinous blob

I'm not someone to ever pass up an opportunity to eat cake, but I'm definitely not eating a slice of that...

2. When the labor period became a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Don't look directly at it, Doctor Jones. Some people never recover from a sight like that...

3. When they served finger food in the form of fondant infants

"Do you know what would make our baby shower really special? If we simulated the experience of eating newborn babies!"

4. When their before-and-after maternity photos literally scarred the internet for life 

Seriously, wtf is this?! That baby finally made its way out, and now it's gotta hang out in a chiffon net for another hour...

5. When their maternity shoot looked like the dress rehearsal for Cats

I just don't understand why this would ever be a thing. Also, the circle of life was a concept for The Lion King and they are leopards...smh.

6. When the gender reveal took place in the fires of Mordor

Okay, this one is actually pretty great. Hopefully, the actual labor isn't as messy as the scene where the Uruk-hai are birthed...

7. When not even goats could escape from the expectation of maternity photos

That pose in the bottom picture is a little scandalous if you ask me. I guess you've got to balance classy and trashy...

8. When the cake got way too real for comfort

What is up with this obsession with eating your own young? I can't deal with this. Look at how realistic the ear is! LOOK AT IT!

9. When this couple made everyone eat their rigid ideas about gender roles

I hate to break it to you guys, but the only gun my brother's ever used is a glitter gun...

10. When someone pitched this idea to Oreo

Also, what are those flavors even supposed to be?! I haven't gotten over the traumatic experience that was "fireworks" Oreos — I'm not ready for girl- and boy-flavored cookies! 

11. When someone took the liberty of creating an edible soiled diaper

I know everyone says "no one ever eats the cake," but I EAT THE CAKE, PEOPLE! Cake is the only reason I attend baby showers, and I do not appreciate this!

12. This couple who made their gender announcement offishal  

It's this type of stuff that makes me think everyone should just leave the sex of their child a surprise until birth.

13. When a perfectly good pizza was ruined with black olives

I guess the lower half is still salvageable, but I still find this highly offensive. It's worse than any of the cakes so far.

14. When this couple switched up the gender roles...okay, you got me, I like this one...

Wouldn't it be nice if this was actually possible? "Sorry, hunny, I had the first kid, the second one's all on you."

15. When they...no, sorry, I don't even know what's happening in this one

Is it a strange woolen tree? Is she supposed to be mother earth? Is she having a swamp baby? So many questions...

16. When someone thought it was a good idea to carve an infant's head out of cantaloupe 

I love me some fruit salad, especially when it has kiwi, but I would not touch this in a million years.

17. When we were given this very realistic representation of childbirth in fondant form

I'm sorry, but that's the head of a thirty year old man, not a baby — this is all very disturbing.

18. When they presented us with this very terrible creation

All I can say is that I hope when baby Ethan comes out, he looks nothing like this E.T. Lord Voldemort-like monstrosity. 

19. When this soon-to-be-mom, decided to give her husband a little scare

I know it sucks not being able to drink for at least nine months, but apple juice tastes better than Budwiser anyways. 

20. When this pregnant couple got really into arts and crafts 

Oh my god, this is extremely unsettling. But also, I like it. But I also hate myself for liking it.

21. When this expecting mother took Halloween heebie-jeebies to a whole other level

Looks like Kuato from Total Recall has abandoned the mutant resistance in order to go trick-or-treating this year....

22. When this couple placed some high-stakes bets

Here's hoping that the baby is cuter than the husband. Although, I must say, he is rocking that salmon halter dress like no other!

23. When this couple did a gender reveal party using Hershey's and Hershey's

"Hey guys, I got nuts in mine, does that mean it's a boy?" This is seriously over the top, but you get to eat chocolate, so you can't really complain. 

24. When this baby shower took a disturbing turn

Who on earth thought it would be a "cute" idea to freeze plastic babies in ice and make their guests drink them in fruit punch?!

Look, people, not everything at your baby shower has to be baby themed! Especially when it's something to be ingested or imbibed! Drinking and eating babies is just plain creepy!

25. When this future dad had to add major insult to injury 

There's nothing like having your face associated with the feeling of being ripped in half and turned inside out! 

26. When this couple illustrated their child's conception with buttercream icing sperms

Who could have predicted that the dessert table would be so well suited to a lesson in human reproduction?

27. When this happened...and none of us were never the same again

Why? Just why? There are so many other ways you could have done a Christmas pregnancy announcement — any of which would have been less terrifying than this!

28. When this little girl expressed how we all feel about pregnancy announcements 

I wish I could smash all the cakes in this article like this girl is smashing that blackboard.

For the love of god, people, stop! 

No more fondant placenta! No more creepy maternity photoshoots! No more cakes that will haunt my dreams for eternity! But still, congrats and all...