Everyone loves a good trip to the zoo! Fun and educational at best, maybe a bit of poo slung at you at worst. But what patrons of the Los Angles Zoo were least expecting was to find these hilarious "animal facts" printed and displayed in front of their animal holdings. The trickster, who goes by obviousplant on Imgur, has a knack for making false facts seem real by making them look professional and akin to something you might actually see at a place like this. Also, his wording and sense of humor are just the best. So check out what he did, because when we found them, we just had to share them with you guys!
1. So many ducks to give
Seriously, how much money would you give to see this?!
2. Just. Stay. Calm.
I love the idea of a sign maker at the zoo who can tell when you're about to be mauled by a bear.
3. There's no other way to say it, this bird sees dead people...
...sidenote: will that reference ever get old? Oh, it has already? Alright, I'll stahp.
Those are a great start, but honestly, they just get better from here!
4. Why, Phillip, why???
In case you were curious, here's how to know if your flamingo is cheating on you: he doesn't let you see his phone, he always seems to be "working late," and you see pink marks all over his body that you didn't leave there...
5. Soup's up for the gibbons!
6. This is how Timon and was always able to find Pumba
Sidenote: never make a bet with a meerkat. I had to learn that the hard way...
Obviously, I saved the best for last! I know, I'm a jerk. But trust me, you'll love 'em!
7. I would vote for this over any of the candidates for 2016, any day...
8. Could he
be more wrong???
Seriously, though, don't ever tell them the sad truth...
9. I always knew those fat-cat penguins were just in it for the money!
Do you have a friend you could go around the zoo with, planting fake animal facts? Share this article with them for inspiration and start planning some sweet tricks of your own! Just make sure it's all harmless, clever, and fun ;)
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