Privileged folk love to complain — it's like a reflex for us. I consider myself to be in a pretty favorable circumstance, but I still find something to complain about on the daily. As a society we should really take a good hard look at ourselves now and again, just to put things into perspective. So hold onto your seats, you ungrateful, spoiled brats, and catch some positive vibes from these happy campers.
1. Sometimes you gotta just pick yourself up, dust off and keep your stride!
2. Women love a man who is generous with his saline.
3. When you're broke but you still want to ride in style.
4. Most nursery rhymes originate from extremely dark places.
#8 is what happens when a self help book tries to be witty.
5. Have you ever been so hungry that you just don't care?
6. You can't always control how people act, but you can control how you respond.
7. Love may not be permanent, but a good sense of humor is.
8. Even success couldn't make that journey look worthwhile.
What's the best part about a hollow leg you ask? Well according to #12, it's the diabetes.
9. You come into this world alone, and you leave this world alone.
10. Usually, avocados are full of healthy fats.
11. Nature's beer fridge.
12. This guy literally has a hollow leg.
Check out #15 to see why LiLo's selfie game cannot be tamed.
13. Rollin' down the river?
14. Ladies, you don't need a man, you just need a high-quality cardboard cutout.
15. If LiLo can take a selfie with one hand, you can definitely text back.
16. Lastly, to all you Negative Nancys out there, frowning makes you look ugly, so smile.
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