1. Sometimes they get drunk... and almost kill you
Other times, they take pictures of you while you're sleeping with burnt pizza and post them on the internet
2. They do atrocious things to perfectly good food
All I can say is I hope that pie was eaten and not used for anything else
Riiiight.
3. They use your stuff without asking
Do you know what the number one cause of fights between roommates is? I'll give you a hint: you wipe your butt with it...
5. They never replace the toilet paper roll, and in the rare times they do, it's still done wrong!
6. And other times, they're just plain sadistic
Of course, the kitchen can cause just as much conflict as the bathroom...
7. Ever heard of reusing your glass? Well, some people haven't
But let's focus on what really matters here: does this passive aggressive roommate own a pack of "Really" sticky notes for situations just like this, or do they have a stamp? Because there's no way that's handwriting...
8. All I can say is get yourself a new roommate
There is no excuse for this — not even being blackout drunk.
9. When it comes to passive-aggressive notes... well, usually they're just plain aggressive
What was this person doing? Violently mashing their hands in the sink basin?
Leaving glass in the sink is pretty bad roommate move, but it's nowhere near as bad as leaving the sink on...
11. If you're lucky, they keep their messes in their own room, but some things still escape... like smells
A roommate with a sense of humor is one thing, but a roommate with a love of pranks is another...
13. You might not have a roommate after pulling this one
You know, on account of them dying from a heart attack
14. Some pranks will definitely piss you off
Urine luck you caught that one before it actually happened...
15. After everything you've seen, are you really that surprised?
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