The Olympics are upon us and athletes from around the damn globe are flocking to Rio De Janeiro for a multi-million dollar event.
There has been widespread news about city officials making sure that none of the poorer parts of the city are seen by tourists. The lake where water events is taking place would have been deemed unsafe if they were in the U.S.But athletes are braving it to represent their countries proudly. And one of those is one of the greatest athletes in the world: Michael Phelps. Phelps is an American swimmer who has done some pretty CRAZY stuff and here are some of those things.
Michael Phelps, for those of you who've been living in a Mormon compound for 12 years, is an American competitive swimmer who is the MOST decorated Olympian in history.
At least that's what I read on Wikipedia.
In three Olympiads, he's won 22 medals! 22 medals and he's only 31 years old.
Meanwhile, I eat chicken soup in a Styrofoam cup and am writing this in a dark room in my underpants.
For the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio, he's the United States' flag bearer and that decision been put under scrutiny...
Especially for all the scandals that have been swimming around Phelps.
1. Let's start with the fact that in 2004, he was arrested for drunk driving the FIRST TIME when he was only 19.
He sped past a stop sign and was sentenced to 18 months probation and paid $55 in court fees and $250 in fines.
The court also ordered him to give speeches to kids about the dangers of alcohol and drugs. So that's the end of that, right? NOPE.
PS someone says Micheal Phelps is into "golden showers"...
6. Plus-sized Dominatrix Kim Petro claims she gave the Olympic gold medalist a "golden shower" for $900.
In case you didn't know, that's when someone wants another person to pee on them. Exactly the thing we try to avoid in MOST situations.
7. Adding to that is the fact that Phelps allegedly wore women's underwear and touched himself afterward.
8. Then there's the fighting and arguments that Phelps has had with his girlfriend, Miss California USA, Nicole Johnson, now fiancée.
Who have been on-and-off since 2009 but who had a son together in 2016.
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