Look, we all know you didn't come here for the words. It's the pics you're after, so let me be brief...
Sometimes all you want is a good laugh. Without talking. Without thinking. Is that so much to ask for? Is that really so hard to deliver?
Okay, that's it. I'm done. Enjoy the funny pictures!
1. You thought your job was bad.
I have so many questions about this. How do their employees move around? Give people fries and chicken without teetering over? Function in daily life?
2. It's worth sleeping on the couch for.
Every couple reaches the point in their relationship when the butterflies and rainbows get replaced by "What do you want for dinner?" and "I don't care, you pick."
3. Whacha doin' over there, Dad?
This little kid is rocking out like he's playing in front of a million fans. Dad, on the other hand? I seriously don't even want to know.
4. 2016, the year of Harambe and makeup memes...
This is a valid question, though. That shimmer! That glow! What type of palette was used to get cookies with such on-point highlighter?
5. It's a fabulous look.
From a fuzzy lamb to a skinny creature with celery stalk hair. I really just don't see what the problem is here. This dog will be the envy of all the other neighborhood pups.
6. I'd join their caucus, no questions asked.
Isn't it weird to think that middle-aged men actually used to be teenagers? That they were once young, full of life, and actually quite dreamy?
7. Looks like a great investment, Mom.
Is that a portrait of Squidward? A booger with eyeballs? An abstract hummingbird? I definitely think she'll get upwards of three grand for that masterpiece.
8. Don't mess with Dad.
I aspire to be a fraction as amazing of a parent as this dad is. The unbuttoned shirt and casual stance really worked wonders here. Gotta show him who's boss.
9. Not much of a difference, really.
Why do people act like eating half a turkey and a truckload of stuffing only happens once a year? That's more like once a day for me.
10. Gotta get this down before the people arrive...
How dare those people try to tell this little goat how to live its life! This goat is CLEARLY hungry and wants all of the fair food.
11. Moms know everything...
Where was this photo when I was in college? Are moms naturally instilled with this much wondrous, magical knowledge? Do you just become so much smarter when your baby's put in your arms? Because this right here is a game-changer.
12. No seriously, she knows everything.
I love the theatricality of this pose. It just screams, "I don't care whose wedding this is, you should all be staring at ME." Love it!
13. I enjoy this picture immensely.
I feel like Liam Neeson may be a little too big to sit safely on top of Mark Wahlberg's shoulders. But if anyone has the strength, it's our Marky Mark!
14. It doesn't get more relatable than that.
I don't get why anyone would suggest such a thing when I'm perfectly content with my bag of chips, Netflix, and sweatpants. This is the ideal night, okay? Ugh, the nerve.
15. He missed the bus stop.
To be fair, I'm sure this living room looked practically identical to the outdoor bus stop. Fortunately, this homeowner has very informative, helpful friends. They have his back.
16. Hopefully, Mom's a good sport.
As if parents don't already have a tough time working technology. This poor mom was probably so confused. I'll bet she's yearning for the days of flip phones.
17. All moms are different.
I'm going to take a wild guess here and assume that the mom in the right conversation knows a thing or two about Snaphat filters. She's got that flower crown filter down.
18. No thank you!
Wherever this sign is located in the world, it's definitely not on my bucket list. Giant mosquitoes are here to take us away? Nah, I think I'm good.
19. Practical and fun!
This bubble wrap hat would have made my entire life as a child. I may not have had any friends, but the constant opportunities for popping would've been worth it. I'd never be bored on long car trips, that's for sure.
20. Delicious little floofs.
These might just be THE fluffiest, most creamy mashed potatoes I have ever seen in my entire life. I would like to order all three dishes, please.
21. A night to remember.
Would you like some water to go with your flawless hair, makeup, and expensive dress? Sure, let me just pick you up real quick! Alas, the perfect photo.
22. C'mom single ladies, put them hands up.
Anyone who has ever been in a relationship can relate to this tidbit of aging wisdom. Looks like we should all ditch our significant others and enjoy the fountain of youth!
23. I'm suuuuuuuuuper worried about them!
I'd like to think that if ever given the chance, my dog would have my back like this one does. The reality, however, is that all she does is sleep and fart while I'm gone.
24. "Get it though?! Get it???"
But do you get it?? Why aren't you laughing?! Rick from down the street told it to me and then I told it to you and next I'm going to tell it to our neighbor Ron!
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