40 Customers Whose Complaints May Or May Not Have Been Answered

I have to be very quick with this one because this is the very forum where a poorly crafted list of customer complaints could easily lead to plenty of comments complaining about my inability to find proper complaints. It's a very slippery slope. One slip up, one typo, and the complaints come rolling in. But if everything goes right? Silence, or maybe a "haha." 
This is life on the internet. So many voices, all just waiting for me to mess up. That's a lot of pressure. 
Luckily, I have an editor I can blame. 

1. This is probably the only customer service agent who I could relate to 

2. That's some sound advice on how to improve

3. Clearly Mr. Quackenbush wants less science in his edition of Popular Science

4. The point is, they got their money. They always do

5. Some things are just inexcusable 

6. I'd hate to see what dark depths of the internet Alex had to travel for that information

7. Hopefully that's a misspelling of the name and not what's actually in the drink

8. When your customer service agent knows more about your family than you do

9. Someone give this man a promotion

10. So this is what life was like before Tinder

11. No need for a whole big story, just tell me your problem in 5 words or less

12. It's always a risk ordering from eBay

Hopefully they were clean...

13. Kudos to Campbell's!

Listen, lady. If two fathers nourishing a child makes you sick, then you need to reprioritize. But kudos to Campbell's for taking a witty and strong stance.

14. The worse the service, the better the tips

15. Still better than being put on hold

16. If the dog is healthy, I'm actually okay with this transition. 

17. I hope this made it to his ex.

18. Even Cinderella couldn't fit her dainty cartoonish feet in those. 

19. Steak 'n Shake's wings are so good, it's almost worth it...Almost

20. I think we can all agree an extra inch makes a world of difference 

21. This is what happens when someone in the complaints department goes rogue...

22. Well, that's embarrassing 

Sometimes, the customer service response is perfectly adequate, even when they weren't in the wrong.

23. He got loafersinstead of sneakers. 

24. Hopefully, you didn't put your mouth on that straw...

25. So that's what that metallic taste was...

26. This is basically me when I'm asked questions at work

27. Well, they're killer if you actually get the burger part

28. Looks less like a rug and more like expensive toilet paper

29. I love this customer complaint. 

As far as complaining goes, this was a good way to go about it. But Sainsbury's response was that much better. This is diplomacy.

30. I find it hard to understand why tools are being manufactured in the same facility as hair extensions. 

31. Not the fit she wanted but it'll make a sweet season 1 Daenerys Targaryen costume

32. Those don't look like mozzarella sticks, those look like deep fried thimbles!

33. Lonely dad is lonely.

I mean, how do you even begin to answer that question?

34. I'm guessing the manager was off that day

Hey, maybe the customer didn't even complain about this one. What's not to love here?

35. There's no coming back from this one

36. Honestly, don't even bother picking a fight with them

37. This is what happens when you're rude to the drive thru person 

38. You should alwayscheck the measurements. 

39. Those don't even look like they are made out of denim. 

40. Terrible neighbor, or master marketer?