Glitches are pretty cool, and for some unexplained reason, many of these glitches happen on subways. And most glitches seem to involve older women. I don't know if that means anything, but I'm sure there's an underground lair of conspiracies and fedoras that'd happily lecture me on why this is so.
Anyway, let's get to it, shall we?
Anyway, let's get to it, shall we?
Feast on these glitches in the Matrix, oh devout readers.
1. #4 down, "A déjà vu as per a 1999 blockbuster Hollywood movie." "Matrix!" shouted the grannies in unison.
2. Player one uses sleep. Player two also uses sleep. Both players are sleeping. Split decision.
3. Balding middle-aged white dude in a black shirt is a timeless fashion. I, for one, am in luck.
4. So much soccer. So many moms.
5. Holy crap, the Oracle has multiplied.
6. Old lady mullet glitch. Most commonly seen at Walmart and Arby's.
7. Welcome to the meow-trix
Cat puns. I hate myself sometimes.
8. We need more of these kinds of glitches. MORE!
9. Remember that scene where the bald kid in The Matrix bent the spoon and then said, "There is no spoon"? That's what's going on here. That or I'm high.
10. The guy from The Matrixexperiencing a glitch in the Matrix.
11. They all look the same, amirite?
Twins, you prejudiced dope, you. TWINS all look the same.
12. Middle-aged, disheveled accountants drinking away their 50k salaries are everywhere. This MAY be more of a coincidence than a glitch.
13. Two women who look like they tell young kids to pull up their pants and tell random passersby why fossil fuels should be banned.
14. Do you see me? I see me.
15. Banana for scale
16. Perfectly timed enema
Collage image via Facebook / UNILAD
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