Marriage is forever, or at least it's supposed to be.
As far as I've seen, the marriages that last are the ones that keep the laughs going throughout their marriage.
So today we're showing off some of the funniest women whose husbands should count their lucky stars that they get to watch these wild and weird antics...
1. The kind of wife we can all look up to!
Well, when the dog calls "shotgun," what are you supposed to do? Just the look of acceptance on the husband's face is amazing.
2. The one who's always prepared.
Sometimes it takes a little more than a nice, hot shower to really get the day going. We don't judge and I must say that this is quite a fine selection.
3. This wife who's studying how to please her man ;) ;) ;)
That talent is a little more versatile than you might think. It just takes a little bit of imagination to find the right application.
4. Beer and boob combo! She gets it...
It's easy to forget that just because they might need support that doesn't mean they can't give it, as well. It's probably not a form of therapy that's gonna catch on but the important thing is that it works for someone.
5. This die-hard Die Hardfan...
"Change the air filters, we'll get together, have a few laughs." Well, I suppose she will, at least. And that's still less of an ordeal than anything John McClane had to go through.
6. Every husband wants a personalized gift, right?
I guess it's a helpful reminder of what he'll spend most of his time doing while he's wearing them. Or it's just showing a healthy appreciation for farts in general. Whatever works.
7. She's still allowed to have her celebrity crush...
Besides, I can hardly blame her for falling head over heels for the Cage. The way he yells about bees is just plain irresistible.
8. Couch potato sandwich...
Also, I can't stress enough that no household is complete without a giant Mario statue. I mean, how else can you get that peace of mind that your home won't be invaded by evil turtles?
9. The best part of waking up...
It's too bad it can't talk so that her personal touches could really shine through. Also, I really wouldn't recommend visiting that website unless you've updated your virus protection.
Safety first.
10. She's bananas about him!
That's the kind of confidence booster you can carry with you all day. Even if a car splashes you, you can still keep whistling a happy tune without even breaking your stride.
11. That's a pretty good system!
Especially with the little happy and sad faces for that extra personal touch. Other than the jersey, though, I'm also kind of curious about what makes the other things bad for work.
12. Fighting is part of a healthy relationship, but this is just wrong...
We all do things in the heat of the argument that don't actually represent who we are as people. We all do things we intensely regret later...
13. Another good way to get organized — just go with the flow!
I feel as if it's biased toward a certain result, though. I know it's a serious accusation but sometimes you've just gotta go with your gut, you know?
14. That's bound to spice things up a bit!
And what better way to surprise your husband than to introduce a pillow of Nicolas Cage into the bedroom? Hubba hubba!
15. You're still #1 even during #2
Unfortunately, we still haven't found a way to do that. Everybody keeps going on about flying cars but I think no full bodily control is really the most disappointing thing about the future.
16. Finger snaps intensify...
A few good Beyoncé tracks will do that to a person
17. Proving that she's still smokin'!
Y'all should definitely be careful, though.
I'm no psychologist but I'm pretty sure that creating such a direct link between smoke alarms and affection is how you get a pyromaniac.
18. The prizes in cereal have gotten a lot more expensive than when I was a kid...
No matter how it got there, he better act like he was desperately trying to find it if he knows what's good for him.
I don't know. Maybe I'm being unfair and he just has a much more aggressive way of eating cereal than I do.
19. Putting the "us" in asparagus.
Our drunk selves may like a lot more Taco Bell than usual but I still think we can trust their food reviews.
20. Boundaries are still important...
Sometimes our willpower needs a little help when temptation looms large. I guess we can still count this as a friendly reminder.
21. I bet that thing is overloaded by now!
Gotta say, that's some serious thinking outside the box because I would never have thought to use it for something like that.
I also forgot that it was a heart rate tracker and not a step tracker, which made me really confused for a second.
22. French toast is her specialty, apparently...
Well, normal French toast just doesn't have that satisfying crunch to it, you know? These are just the lengths you have to go to.
23. And for dessert...
Some people just know the perfect things to say to let you know they care. Or at least, that they care enough to make somekind of cake, even if it's not for a particularly good reason.
24. Of course, she's gotta have her priorities...
Plus, it makes sense when you think about it.
Unless you just got a haircut, that stuff's there for free. We already know those shoes absolutely weren't.
25. Sure, they may only have one cat, but that didn't stop this wife from awarding the "Cat of the Month" award each time to this little furball.
Besides, it might get snippy if they stop. The only thing worse than being beaten is losing to a mystery contestant.
26. Ah, the redundancy of Valentines Day ♥♥♥
Yeah, Cupid really doesn't have to time to shoot some new arrows, anyways. And honestly, I'm glad because he can be kind of a jerk.
27. Well, I'm sure he was surprised!
It always pays to have Photoshop skills!
28. What else are you going to do on a night spent in?
Sounds like a pretty great date night to me!
29. Aww, there's nothing like leaving love notes around the house...
Well, I guess it's time to start having a look around for the "Yes, dear!" magnets.
Don't even think about touching that one that says "stupid," though. It's only there to lead you down the road to ruin.
30. That's what we call bringing new flavor to the relationship
31. Now that's how you make a note!
Phew, that's what that is! You have no idea how confusing that was for a second. Glad we could all clear that up.
Although I could honestly see them waking up, looking at the kid, and thinking, "Hmm, good to know."
32. She really isn't messing around...
I shudder to think of the consequences if her husband touches the thermostat. Godspeed, man! Just walk away and don't even look back at it.
33. Sometimes, it's the little things that keep the relationship amicable
Some of us need separate closets, some of us need separate bathrooms, and most of us need separate toothpaste tubes.
34. She knows how to pull a great morning prank
If I opened the cabinet and saw this, I would literally scream and run out of the house.
35. There's an app for that...
Eh, as long as it gets the job done, I guess it's pretty open to interpretation. Plus, this way you don't have to deal with any annoying alarms.
36. Perhaps not the most romantic line from Princess Bride...but it was a classic
Chances are if you've had kids, you've already sucked those other five years away, but by the looks of it, everyone survived!
37. When your husband wants tacos but he's on a diet
I mean, technically she still made food! It's just that you might need a microscope to see where it is on the plate.
38. An anniversary gift that any husband would appreciate...
He found himself looking right into his own eyes! This makes me laugh. I can't imagine having this just pop up on me with no warning.
39. And lastly, when you know it just won't stop...
The smart ones don't have to be told that those are the real goals. Otherwise, it just gets boring and you'd be surprised how much you can really miss something like that.
Aww, what a lovely time we've just had together.
Hug that special someone tight if you've found them and good luck looking if you haven't!
Have a nice time!
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