Sunday, May 1, 2016

17 Pictures In An Olympic-Sized Pic Dump

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We're all wrapped up in the Olympics right now, eh?

Interesting observation: it seems that the people who are most into the Olympics don't typically care about sports. Like your mom. That wasn't a joke — I mean moms seems to be really into the Olympics. My mom keeps messaging me about swimming events and speed walking and whatever. I don't care. I'm impressed, don't get me wrong, Michael Phelps is an animal. But I find it hard to cheer for people that I care about for only three days every four years. I think moms like the Olympics because there are compelling stories behind the athletes and women tend to like that stuff, right? I don't know.

Anyway, regardless of whether or not you like or care for the Olympics, there certainly are some amazing memes and photoshops happening and that's enough to get me interested.

And before I leave you to it, remember that every like and share is a gold medal for your respective country. It's true. Trust me.

1. Dude: "Honey, wanna go on a romantic stand-up paddleboard date?"

2. They just wanted to be a part of something so they could get lots of likes.

3. Other great places to fart loudly:

a) Concerts
b) Kids' birthdays parties
c) At church when everyone stands up and the pews/chairs creek.

4. 21 gold medals, Wheaties boxes, smoking weed and dated a transgender woman. This man has done it all.

Alternatively: He won 21 gold medals while some of us, not saying it was me, ate 21 chicken wings in a single sitting. We're both winners.

5. This is a great meme to encapsulate the millennial generation.

6. Imagine some fat guy in a Red Sox jersey with mustard in his beard lining up beside Usain Bolt?

I don't watch the Olympics, but this would make me an avid viewer...maybe even a competitor.

7. The gaming community in one gif

8. His face makes so much sense now.

9. I can spot at least one thing that's the same: his dejected posture. 

10. Thursday through Sunday. Repeat weekly.

11. At least you're not alone in your pain.

12. The Japanese will surely take gold at this event.

Beyonce and a weird GIF of a horse is on the next page. It's worth clicking through.

13. Who lifts the world? Girls.

14. That's why I have a pizza box and a phone imprint on my back.

15. NSFW!!!

This is why I think there's a strong argument by those who want to ban alcohol...just MENTAL.

16. He ain't wrong.

17. Let's end on a weird note...

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