16 People Who Are Definitely NOT Doing Their Jobs

We're always getting ourselves down from looking at the people at the top of the social and financial pyramid. Presidents, celebrities, athletes, and Jaden Smith (for reasons that defy all logic for anyone born before 1995). But we have to remind ourselves that for everyone on the top of that proverbial pyramid, there are like 1,000 people on the bottom. Those societal misfits are who we should be comparing ourselves with. Not only would we feel better about our average accomplishments in life, but we'd make ourselves feel better knowing there are people out there who have it worse than us. And there's no smile more genuine than a smile from the realization that your life could be worse.

In an effort to boost your self-esteem, I wrote you — yes YOU — a wonderful article about people doing their jobs extremely, extremely poorly. Because as you read this from the back of a classroom or whilst pooping at work, you can rest assured that no matter how inefficient you are with your time...it could be worse. It could be, "I'm so terrible at my job, my ship hit an iceberg that ended up killing over 1,500 people on April 15, 1912," kinda bad. 

1. Frederick Fleet, you have shamed the good Fleet name!

Did he not do his job, or did the captain not act fast enough? Oh well, the internet has decided he's to blame.

2. He's not sleeping.

He's waiting. Because any second Charlies will come storming through the doors at CVS and it's Normandy all over again.

3. Bad burglar, or just really drunk?

C'mon! We've all been there. Blackout drunk, scaling houses and sleeping on strangers' couches. 

4. Prepared?

He's either doing his job terribly or he's so used to breakdowns he now packs a damn hammock.

5. An ambulance sleeping in its natural habitat.

After a miserable attempt at a barrel roll. Ambulances don't barrel roll. 

6. You see that runway on our left?

We're gonna go ahead and fly right past and land in someone's backyard because f*** runways.

7. "We are experiencing higher than normal call volume..."

Ever wonder why you're on hold for so long when you call your cell phone provider?

8. Those new school lunch programs are working better than expected.

Wonder what the chicken Parmesan looks like. 

9. Airplane wings...

The one thing you should never try and fix with duct tape. That and a broken heart. 

10. The guy who designed this slide:

"Let's be honest, if this thing needs to be deployed. They're dead anyways. So give the slide two barrel rolls and be done with it."

11. This is what happens when...

People read that chocolate can be good for them, but skip every mention of the words, "in moderation."

12. When that passenger boarding in front of you...

has a carry-on everyone knows won't fit.

13. I've been picking on the adults too much here.

Let's take a brief moment to remember kids have jobs they actively avoid doing as well. 

14. White face — it's a thing, people.

And so is forever ruining the jolly image of Santa Claus for these two girls.

15. Apparently, the person asked for mayo "on the top and bottom."

I don't know about you but I am visibly salivating. 

16. That's the face of a man...

who's not getting hit in the face for $9.50/hr.

Main image via Izismile

Collage images via 1. The Berry 2. imgur / bigpaynis 3. Sheldon's Fans