17 Hilarious Restaurant Receipts Too Crazy To Believe

Sometimes, the best part of eating out isn't the meal, or the company, or the setting. It's the bill. 

If you've ever worked in the food service industry, you know that once in a while you need to have a little fun. A sense of humor serves as a self-preservation tactic that prevents you from punching yourself out anytime a customer inquires about the gluten content of every item on the menu ("is butter a gluten?") or complains that their fillet isn't rare enough (you ordered a chicken filet and we don't have salmonella insurance). What better way to communicate these complex feelings than through the message on the receipt?

Take a scroll through this list and applaud those whose souls haven't been completely crushed by a career in customer service.

1. This discount

Clearly a waiter who was attentive to the details.

2. A cause worth supporting

The chicken pesto pasta comes with a side caesar salad and a dead preteen. 

3. This generous pastor...

If you're hungry because you can't afford groceries, maybe Jesus will come down and turn his calf into a loaf of bread for you.

4. Probably a common mistake when your name is Virginia 

She would order the three finger combo...

5. Another great reason for a discount

Congrats, your kids didn't ruin the dining experience of every other customer in the restaurant.

6. This blunt reminder to the kitchen

Better safe than sorry.

7. Left by the lady who really liked her server

Clearly looking for more meat than just the steak she ordered.

8. This wonderful dish that was on the house

And it was certainly filling too.

9. This funny server

Lol, dictator jokes.

10. The yo momma joke

Way better than fortune cookies.

11. Earls' upscale casual dining and cannibalism 

No wonder that filet mignon was so tender.

12. This generous tip left by the LeSean McCoy

When you get hit with a salary cap of $11.95 million, you best be budgeting.

13. This wake up call

The soup was too good to be real.

14. This artful signature

When your name is Peter Johnson you're allowed to get creative.

15. Calling out the customer

 If you happen to order the 7X7 Burger, it's a pretty a pretty good indicator.

16. Are you the 99.9% or the 0.01% 

The two orders of Arbour Mist Strawberry would suggest the 0.01%.

17. This garbled McDonald's receipt

Two all beef LbNTff, special P 'bjdt , BnJd, cheese, pickles, L Dhjt on a sesame seed Jdtbhtp.

Main image via reddit / ceytron

Collage image via Facebook / PYT