Women and men, girls and boys have always been curious about the opposite sex. It's human nature since you don't have what they have and so you experience things differently than they would. If girls could ask guys honest questions to quench their curiosities, these would be the 15 go to questions to ask...plus 15 answers from this guy.
1. Can you even sleep on your stomach...or like, do you levitate in the morning and wake up bruised?
2. How does it feel to walk with squishy dangling appendages in between your legs? Do they hit your thighs from side to side like a pendulum?
You know when a guy goes to adjust? That's because sometimes it gets dislodged. Most of the time it sits in a comfortable position in our underwear, so it's contained. We have no control over where it is. If it decides to get squished, we have to make adjustments. Deal with it. And, no, we don't sit on our balls.
3. How do you live with such boring looking underwear?
We have better looking underwear than you. Most guys just prefer to bulk shop at Costco because we're frugal.
4. How do you resist the urge to play with your balls? Seriously, they're like a stress reliever toy form the '90s. You've got an awesome childhood in your pants and you're letting it go to waste.
Or my balls would explode and I'd look like I'm having a seizure while having rabies. Even the slightest flick will send any guy into a severe shock, causing unrelenting pain and anguish. Balls are not toys.
5. How does it feel to still look good after only paying ten dollars for a haircut?
6. Does your penis ever dip into the toilet water like an Olympic diver?
7. Does getting kicked in the balls really hurt that badly? Because, I don't know, but pushing out a five-to-seven pound baby out of a small hole sounds worse.
8. Can you pee with a hard-on?
9. Hands-free peeing, is that even a thing?
10. If you have a beard, is your face constantly on fire?
11. Can you control your erections or does it go from 0-60 in less than a minute?
12. How does it feel to be able to eat whatever you want and have the metabolism of a Greek god?
13. Can you bend an erect penis or does it snap off?
14. When you shower and clean yourself, do you always get an erection? How would you even get any work done or even go to work if you're quickly scrubbing and get hard by mistake? It's like, "Damn, gotta take care of this first." And that's exactly why Tom was late for work that day. #penisprobz
15. How does it feel to have sex? Is it like sticking your fingers in an apple pie but a thousand times better?
Quickfire Answers:
- Not sure why every woman cares about peeing so much, but we don't like to converse in bathrooms. Actually, if someone talks to us, we tell other guys that some guy had the balls to talk to us. It's an unwritten rule. Look straight ahead and get your business done.
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