Have you ever thought your salad was staring back at you? You're not the only one. For some reason, many people are prone to mistaking their veggies for silly faces or mischief makers. They're good for your health, but you might want to spit-take before slicing up these legumes.
1. This toothy pepper (probably) won't bite back.
Forget spice levels, I'd be sweating over getting on this scarlet scoundrel's bad side. Silver lining: You aren't biting off more than you can chew with this tasty veggie.
2. When will your squad be this hot?
The Scoville scale's got nothing on this grimacing crew. Would be remiss to neglect pointing out the horrifying one on the far left who forgot to smile for the group pic. (There's always that one friend!)
3. Okay, I would feel so guilty grilling this face.
Is it just me or is anyone else something very endeared to this chilled out eggplant? This aubergine is an eggcellent state of mind.
4. Ain't this a face only a vegetarian/vegan could love?
Got to be honest, the sewn-up smile on this tough guy spud would make me hesitate before turning Mr. Potato into Mr. Potato Wedges.
5. Looks like Angry Birds hit the supermarket.
No tears in aisle 10: The world's most frustrated red onion highly resembles a certain mobile game phenomenon. Might not want to bring this in the kitchen while you're serving pork...
6. Pssst, your roots are showing.
Would not want to encounter this creepy pale root vegetable in a dark alley. All that's missing is a scowl and I'd be running from my cutting board.
7. Doesn't this radish look like it's walking away?
Reddit user johnlikes2garden shared this picture of a human-shaped radish, which they observed to look like it was taking off for a garden stroll.
8. Someone get this carrot a pair of high heels.
Okay, how is it that I'm out in the gym doing cardio, but this carrot's got better legs than me? Life really isn't fair.
9. Actually, make that two pairs.
My overactive imagination pictures this a-peeling carrot waiting around for the dashing young radish from before. Who knows when these star-struck rabbit food lovers will reunite?
10. Now this is simply radishing.
I don't know what's better, the curvy veggie or the ideal placement of china bowls. Petition for this daikon radish to become a model please.
11. There's nothing bitter about this melon.
It's hard to eat your greens when they're this cute. You know you don't cook when even your veggies are surprised to see you.
12. "You should see the other guy."
This bruised tomato looks more like it barely survived an epic bar brawl and less like it was picked off of a garden vine.
13. Dare you to peel this without fear.
No need to worry about the gingerbread man. This terrifying chunk of ginger looks like both a man and a bear, making it 100% not to be messed with at all.
14. Does this carrot want to dance-off?
All you wanted on your lunch break was a quick nibble. Psych! The only thing on the menu this carrot is serving are fresh moves.
15. Sometimes, you make your own coolness!
Although this kohlrabi wasn't naturally endowed with a face for us to gawk at, that's nothing a good ol' black marker can't fix.
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