This is an article proving it takes all kinds of kinds to make the world go 'round, but the best kinds of kinds are the utterly hilarious and downright ridiculous.
1. Ladies...we're only at #1, are you aroused yet?
2. Throw pillows: they, too, can be manly.
3. Wife: "Honey, for God's sake, just bring the groceries in in two trips."
Husband: "Nah, I got this..."
4. Apparently, Chattanooga erected a statue of this man. He deserves it.
5. Then you gotta bend in different directions to aim it right.
6. Men, like dogs, must mark everywhere they've been.
Fortunately for health and safety committees, we've evolved beyond pissing on things...except when drunk.
7. Dad: "Do you wanna play some football? No? How 'bout fix the car? Still No? Sit down for a cuppa tea then?"
Kid: "I'll put the imaginary kettle on."
8. Nothing says "manly" quite like having your face peeled off an asphalt road like food stuck to a baking pan.
9. He ain't wrong.
10. Forget the Saved by the Bell dudes, check out the dude in the picture frame.
It's overly manly man!
11. "Get your own damn food, bear."
Who smacks a bear? Seriously. Damn.
12. Things that make men say "awww!" #313: Mini machine guns.
Awww!
13. If you're showering any other way, you're showering wrong.
14. I feel like this was taken in Russia. It HAS to be, right?
15. Cleans everything up with one wipe by ripping off the top two layers of skin.
16. Last, but certainly not least, the most manly breakfast made to look like the world's most manly man: Ron Swanson
17. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
18. Competitive hot dog eating. Of course it's on the list.
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