1. You'll definitely check your mirrors more often after this one
2. When someone decided to dry these boots in the window
3. When the devil was in your steak
Evil tastes good, but it clogs your arteries
4. When you thought a giant spider had died in the middle of the road...
But it was really just a little guy hanging in front of your window
5. When you thought you saw a decapitated clown head...
And then you realized it was just a mask, and then you realized that was still just as creepy, and then you got the hell out of there.
6. When you thought your tasty snack was going to consume your soul from the inside
7. When you thought the Rock was going to beat you to a pulp for not separating your recyclables
8. When someone left their hair clip on the couch
9. When you thought you were about to die in a forest fire
But it was really just the sunset
10. When you saw this kid peeping out on the highway
11. When pantless Zack Galifianakis was waiting in the bedroom to seduce you
12. When someone lost their head in Chemistry class
13. When you thought sleeping beauty might actually be Prince Phillip
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