1. Bummed about the new iPhone 7?
Just DIY yourself some of these handy wrap-around buds. Now you can get back to avoiding social interactions in public while slowly going deaf.
2. I get it, you're lazy. Who can walk alllllll the way down to take the garbage down? Not this guy.
3. Cuff links? What are we, Victorians? No, I'll just use a dirty nut and bolt for this child's shirt, thankyouverymuch.
4. "Billy, run out to the mail jar and see if Daddy's box set of Game Of Thrones came in from Amazon."
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