So you probably know that while there have been some great movies this year, there have also been some spectacularly bad ones, and we need to talk about them.
In no particular order, these are my picks for the worst movies of 2017 so far...
1. The Bye Bye Man
Sometimes when he shows up, there are lights and train noises, but it's literally never explained why.
2. The Shack
It's a strange movie that is half over-the-top church sermon and half serial killer crime drama, but Octiva Spencer plays God, so at least there's that!
3. Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets
If you can ignore the awkward script and the total lack of chemistry between Dane Dehaan and Cara Delevingne, at least this movie is gorgeousto watch.
4. All Eyez On Me
Jada Pinkett Smith and 50 Cent both slammed this movie for its historical inaccuracies, and fans even turned the controversy into a meme.
5. The Mummy
Why did they even bother to make this movie when the 1999 version is a perfectmovie?
To make matters worse, this was the movie that was supposed to launch Universal's Dark Universe. Oh well, it was worth it to get this hysterical trailer that was accidentally uploaded without sound effects.
6. The Snowman
But alas, The Snowmanis a very real movie, and it's also very, very bad.
7. The Circle
The all-star cast includes Tom Hanks, Emma Watson, and John Boyega, but their talents are totally wasted.
8. Rings
This movie had me wishing this tweet was about a real movie.
9. Baywatch
How dare you take that from me!
10. Monster Trucks
Basically, it's about monsters...that live in trucks. It's terrible and everyone should watch it.
11. The Dark Tower
What we ended up with was a movie that disappointed fans familiar with the series and confused everyone else.
12. The Emoji Movie
The best thing about this movie is just how savage the criticism of it was. One critic wrote, "It’s amazing that we can put a man on the moon but movies like this still somehow get made,” and that's not even the harshest review.
13. Assassin's Creed
This is the second movie on this list that stars Michael Fassbender, by the way, so you should be happy to know that 2017 has been equally rough on everyone.
14. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
This movie is exactly the same as every other mediocre action movie you've seen. Skip it.
15. The Last Face
Criticism of the film ranged from calling it cheesy to borderline racist. Whatever the verdict, it was definitely a mess.
16. Fifty Shades Darker
What was your least favorite movie this year? Did I bash a movie that you actually liked? COMMENTand let us know.
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