My phone died on Saturday. I fell behind on memes, and my parents thought I was dead, but all things considered, it was quite refreshing not being tied to the thing for once.
Sadly, the nature of my job means I can't go without my phone, so I got right back to it and found loads of funny pics for this awesome list.
1. "Mom's going on a long vacation, kids."
And if they're just playing around, they're opening the door wide open for her to say "Don't you mean 'welcome home to prison'?"
But is it really the same without the laugh track?
2. Amen.
Like, it's not even like we're greedy and asking for those really good dreams that seem to last hours even though it only took us like 30 minutes to have them.
We just want what we're owed here.
3. Accurate.
Honestly, why do we even still bother with this nonsense?
It doesn't really matter like it used to and everyone's schedule gets messed up for a couple of days every time.
4. Wow!
Every now and then, I come across what I can only describe as an admirable lack of shame.
Like, everybody says they don't care, but only a select few are willing to actually prove it.
5. Too real.
It's a rough transition trying to write memes on rocks and animals you meet just to stay sane.
And I'll tell you, that badger really didn't appreciate how lit I thought he was.
6. The life.
"Pour me another one, Carol. The mouse actually laughed at me this time. I really need to find another job."
Yeah, let's just say I know that look very well at this point.
7. Get it in.
Ice cream's always been a weird double-edged sword for me too. It's delicious, but it's also the only food with a built-in time limit that you can't be too fast or too slow about.
8. Rebel.
I've always felt that telling people they're not allowed to do something only makes 'em want to do it more.
I hope whoever made this sign understands the chaos they've just unleashed.
9. Good one.
The best part about this is how simply it's able to make its point.
Meanwhile, I have to do the exact opposite just to point out how clever that is. Huh.
10. It's uncanny.
Well, I guess it wouldn't be the first unnecessary live-action remake we've seen lately. At least we'd know who to cast now.
And I guess that movie would be the easiest paycheck Matt Damon ever earned.
11. They actually did it!
The customer may not always be right, but as long as they come up with ideas like this every now and then, it's fine if they wanna talk to my manager.
12. Legendary.
Hell, I'd say that somehow pulling off the turning-water-into-wine trick is worth a superlike.
And if you wanna tell me it's Photoshop, that's fine, but just be aware that this makes you a hater.
13. It's a trap.
Aww, it's not your fault that they don't list the tax on the price tag. Seriously, what's the point of it if that's not what you have to pay?
14. I'm a sucker for a good deal.
This would be nothing without all those signs saying "Wow, it's a deal!"
Like, not even "Wow, what a great deal!" It's just technically a deal.
15. Me neither, man.
It's not often that I pine for memes of old but that — excuse me, dat — one is definitely an exception. He was just loving life on a unicycle, and we were always so excited to see him. Good times.
16. Of course.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there's somebody out there who actually believes this.
I mean, we already know some of them wouldn't be fazed if you started your explanation off with "you know how the Earth is flat, right?"
17. Marketing genius.
That kind of clever wit definitely needs to be rewarded. I think the rule should be that if you laugh, you automatically have to hand over a dollar.
18. That's why you should always measure.
19. Addition is hard, okay?!
20. He's so pumped to be here.
Normally, I'd have some kind of snarky alternate reason for him to be smiling like that. But honestly, I think most of us are just looking at him like "I wish I liked my job that much."
And it's sure to make the happy couple proud.
That's the kind of service that gets you repeat customers with even stranger requests. And hey, it's good to keep things interesting.
21. It's going to be a long year.
22. To be fair, who makes brown soap?
23. Open yo eyes!
24. This can only end one way...
25. There had to have been another way.
26. Close but not quite...
27. This one's a classic.
28. Saw that coming a mile away.
29. A film about respiratory challenges in the roaring '20s.
30. Hey man, I think there's a better way to use that.
31. I guess you're wearing wrinkled pants today and won't be having any s'mores.
32. Who's their editor?
am·phib·i·ous:
adjective
"relating to, living in, or suited for both land and water."
33. I feel like this student should be failed for whatever they're taking.
34. This is an awfully good way to get your bike stolen.
35. I would be surprised if this kind of thing wasn't commonplace at Starbucks.
36. Gas Booster? If it can energize my car, it can energize my body... Right?
37. Ariana Grande is the only font you should ever use for essays.
38. I can't believe it's not better!
39. Ah, Professor, we meet again!
40. That's not what I meeeeeeean...
41. Life hack? Hmmm...
42. Might need some ice for that burn.
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