Back Off, Get Your Own Sandwich

When you're a parent, nothing is completely your own. I think it was Louis CK who said that opening a pack of M&M's around kids is like having pockets full of feed at a petting zoo — you're going to get surrounded. There are all sorts of things that come with parenting, and here are a few of the funniest... 

1. They're more observant than you'd think...

2. Sibling rivalry: it's gonna happen

3. Ever have a kid just totally stump you?

4. Mine? Mine? Mine-mine-mine?!

5. But they'll never fail to surprise you...

6. And sometimes you gotta do whatever it takes to survive...