Perfect opportunities come along very rarely in life, so when they do, obviously you have to seize them.
Now, in the case of these next people, we're not dealing with the perfect job or love at first sight, we're dealing with the funny little things — the puns, the pranks, and the outright savagery!
1. The comparison basically made itself with faces like those.
Cute dog or cute kid, take your pic (get it?!). One of them might be a bit less work, though.
2. Bonus points for a joke?
Extra super special bonus points for drawing the band logos. So much talent!
3. C'mon, could you resist?
Nothing like a tall drink of water to quench that thirst on a hot day...
4. Is it a nice thing to do? No. Did it have to be done? Yes.
Some people have really wide, perfectly circular nostrils. Get over it and stop body shaming, internet.
The next guy is a rebel on a whole other level...
5. The rules are made to be broken
Unfortunately, this couldn't be accomplished without sacrificing the ice cream to the dog. Hope it wasn't chocolate!
6. How could you nottake a selfie, looking like that?
I'm sure science has an explanation for this that doesn't involve eerily chipper alien invaders. Just sureof it.
7. Birthday pranks are basically Dad's second job
Who needs a car when you can travel the information super-highway? Oh god, I've become my father...
8. I'm sure Grandma would laugh along with it
But seriously, why does Twitter gotta be hating? 115 years means they're doing something right and you might wanna listen.
The next guy couldn't resist recreating a masterpiece...
9. The next Michelangelo
Who needs the Sistine Chapel? People are making art in the most unexpected places.
10. It was a pun dying to be made
You wouldn't even have to change Ron Weasley's name for this adaptation.
11. It's a social experiment...
I guess anything canbe art. Doesn't mean everything should be art...
12. When the mess is this perfect, you've got to take advantage
Probably, the girlfriend's reaction was just "more wine for me." Maybe she panicked for a second, but that's what the wine is for.
When it comes to self-control, Dad has none of it!
13. Dad can never resist a pun
I swear I recently heard this version in a Werther's Original commercial...
14. Who could possibly resist goats?!
I've goat to hand it to them, they look so happy. Not even kidding.
15. He couldn't resist getting a little closer...but he should have
That's what you get for pointing and drawing attention to the noble bitey log that is the alligator. Luckily, it looks like this fella got away with all of his appendages intact.
16. And no one can resist trolling a bad speller
Well, you get what you ask for. Literally, exactly what you ask for. Consider getting a proofreader next time.
The next one's a little freaky, but necessary...at least in someone's mind...
17. Most cat enthusiasts can't resist...at least it's not on the front...
If anyone makes fun of you for wearing this, just ask why they were looking there in the first place.
18. How could you not with hair like that?
He flies from college campus to college campus, singing a song of socialism and deficit spending.
19. When the cap fits, you go for it
The best part is that it will feel like you're drinking a sports drink. Way to trick yourself into feeling good about your terrible, terrible choices!
20. Once you catch a whiff, there's no resisting McDonald's!
This is such a wacky misunderstanding — I don't know about you, but I'm lovin' it.
Ever wonder what kind of car a Star Wars fan drives?
21. The urge to do this one was stronger than the Force itself
I think visual puns are necessarily a dark-side-of-the-Force thing. Jedi wouldn't make you groan like that.
22. There was only one caption suitable for this picture
Pam looks so happy in this picture. Probably because she has this song stuck in her head all the time.
23. I think I'm going to start doing this one...
I don't think I can think of anything more terrifying than seeing a confusing flowchart with a giant red arrow pointing to "MORE SPREADSHEETS."
24. This one might take you a few seconds... Leek... bucket... clogged
Remember, kids, a pun isn't an error in spelling or pronunciation — it's an error in judgment. Fight the urge.
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