17 Pictures Of Hilarious Cooking Fails

Cooking always seems like the easiest thing in the world. You cut things up, throw them in a pan, and mix 'em until they're hot. How hard can that be?


We think if we don't burn our toast one day out of the week, we should apply for Master Chef. Not only that, we think we deserve to win!  

But people have very different definitions of what cooking is. Some think if they get food on a plate, eat it and not die...they can cook. Others actually put time into every step, measure all ingredients, taste test everything, google recipes and eat like they are at a five-star restaurant. Then you have those people who "cook," but who have no business ever setting foot in a kitchen.

If you thought you were a bad cook, just take a look at these 17 disasters people like to call meals. Consider yourself Gordon Ramsey compared to them.

Share these cooking massacres if you know anyone who cooks like this!

1. Cook until they rise.

Mission very much accomplished.

2. Ew, oh my god...

...I said no tomato!

3. You had one job.

How does this happen?

4. I respect the creativity, but no.

At least you got a nice crisp on them.

5. "You know when a pizza has that nice crisp to it?"

"Say no more, I got you."

6. Jell-O spaghetti-o...

Making people throw up since 2014.

7. Burnt fries and a raw hot dog...

What kind of oven do you have?

8. I'm going to make an educated guess...

...I don't think that's how you make an ice cream cone.

9. Who wants to try?

Oh, I thought you said, "Who wants to die?"

10. Cooking for the first time...

...and the last time. 

11. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

At least for some people...

12. Pasta looks good, and the sauce seems alright...

...fat maggot worm things in the sauce? I'll pass.

13. It's Taco Tuesday, but I have none of the ingredients!

Problem solved.

14. What are you making for breakfast?

Honestly, I don't even know.

15. "I'm such a foodie, I'd eat anything," they all say.

Yeah? We'll see.

16. I have no words.

What do you even call this?

17. Remind me to never eat again.

Ever.