17 People Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Down Pat

There is no doubt in my mind that as more millennials start to become parents, parenting will get progressively more ludicrous. This is what happens when adults who obsess over fake internet points (we're all guilty of it from time to time) have kids: we make a joke of it all...for the lulz.

Oh well, makes for great entertainment, amirite?!

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1. MOM!" –Baby

"MOM!" –Dad

2. A terrific analogy for life, little one.

3. Dad level: 9000

4. "Momma's on break, kid. Figure it out yourself."

5. The dark side...bedazzled.

6. When "that baby is so cute, I could just EAT it" gets taken literally.

7. I never understood why so many toddlers wear overalls...until now.

8. Mom: How's the baby?

Dad: She's just...hanging out.

9. It's weird to see common sense go viral online. This is nice.

10. It's like a bouncy jail of fun.

11. That moment when you get five minutes of alone time at a mall but also realize your child isn't that bright.

12. My childhood would have been so much more productive if my parents knew to do this.

13. "I can't believe our wives said this would be hard."

14. Dammit, that hits ya right in the feels.

15. As a man who was raised by a relatively emotionless father, this brings back fond memories of pets that left my life too early.

16. "Listen, little guy. I know you wanted the chocolate...LOOK! IS THAT A LASER? GET THE LASER. THAT'S A GOOD BOY!"

17. Facebook photo description: "Me and baby Kale are headed to the market to buy kombucha and a new hemp seat for daddy's unicycle!"