Usain Bolt's Olympic Sex Marathons Have Gotten Him In Hot Water

He's technically the fastest man alive... but apparently not the fastest at everything.

Which is a good thing for the women of this world. That woman up grinding there is just one of a handful of women that Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt has... befriended recently.

It turns out that the 2016 Olympic drama hasn't ended by a LONG shot. But it has nothing to do with his record breaking speed. Well, kinda...

So if you've been living under a rock, this is Usain Bolt.

The Jamaican sprinter is widely regarded as the fastest human ever timed. 

He's the first man to hold both the 100 meter and 200 meter world records AND has won the 100 meter dash THREE TIMES over the past three summer Olympics.

For the past eight years, his swagger, confidence and genuine joy while effortlessly racking up those gold medals has been the talk of the Olympics.

He's even taken other runners like Canada's Andre De Grasse under his wing. Memes... so many memes.

BUT in the past couple days, Bolt has BEEN making out and grinding all over Rio. One of those night ended with Usain Bolt REALLY looking like he slept with Rio woman named Jady Duarte...

The 20-year-old woman shared photos on Whatsapp showing her kissing and cuddling the 30-year-old Bolt.

It turns out that this hot little number is the widow of one of Rio de Janeiro's most dangerous DRUG LORDS...

The student has two children with Douglas Donato Pereira, known as Diná Terror, who filmed the torture of an 18-year-old girl after she exposed that she was Terror's side piece. 

But Bolt wasted no time after being with her. He's been VERY, VERY busy in past 48 hours...

First off, Bolt and the drug lord's widow met at a Rio nightclub over the weekend. Bolt had scoped her out and, before she headed over, she admits she didn't know who he was...

"He sent a security guard to call me over. We spoke quickly," she said. "It was not a big deal. It was normal."

A couple days after that, Bolt wasted NO TIME going to a central London nightclub where he took TWO women back to his hotel. I mean, it was his 30th birthday.

This was 48 hours AFTER being seen with three different ladies on the earlier night in Rio.

He was there until nearly 6 a.m. and headed back to his hotel with a group of SIX women, but only two went up directly back to his room.

In addition to getting his candle lit up, people were buying him drinks all night. "He skipped the closing ceremony in Rio because he wanted to come party with his Cirque le Soir family – he's been coming here for years. I've seen him here about five or six times before," a waitress said.

Wonder what his smoking wife will think?

His Olympic sex marathons can't be good for their upcoming engagement...

All Bolt's sexual exploits can't be good for his wife right? He's had a longtime girlfriend for TWO years and she's a 26-year-old fashionista who hails from the Jamaican town of Old Harbour.

Her name is Kasi Bennett and they're on track to get engaged soon...

On Twitter someone told Usain Bolt's girlfriend that she was hot and she cryptically tweeted back:

"I wish there was no discovery, but thank you so much. That's really sweet of you."

Yikes. But they apparently WON'T split. Bolt has told news outlets earlier that he thought cheating was acceptable saying, "Jamaican culture is different, when you look at women and men having more than one [partner], it’s different."

"It’s hard for you to stay with one woman because girls are literally just throwing themselves at you," he said. "And that’s unfair to us guys – it’s hard to say no, you know what I mean?"

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