Ashford Evans experienced this first hand and every parent should read her story.
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Children are a real joy. This is well known.
Mother of three, Ashford Evans, knows children inside and out. Or does she?
On Ashford's Facebook page devoted to covering the joys of raising three children, Biscuits and Crazy, she posted a picture of a mysterious object she found in her bathroom.
"I came home after being out of town and found this in the bathroom. It smelled like lemony soap but I couldn't quite figure out what it was," she wrote. In an interview with US Weekly, Ashford said that "I never bothered to wash my hands after fondling it because it was, after all, just soap.”
Unfortunately for her, it wasn't soap.
Unfortunately for her, it wasn't soap.
Do you recognize this object?
She just couldn't figure out what it was...
"All day I kept revisiting it and picking it up, smelling it, trying to figure it out," Ashford said.
When Ashford saw her daughter with the lump, she had to ask where it came from. This is how the scenario progressed...
"Eeny emerged from the guest bathroom pressing the bar to her lips and breathing in deeply saying, 'This is my favorite. I love the way this smells,'
'I know!' I wholeheartedly agreed. 'What IS that? Where did you guys get that?' I asked."
'I know!' I wholeheartedly agreed. 'What IS that? Where did you guys get that?' I asked."
This is when the mother finally found out where this thing came from.
Her daughter told her that "Meeny found it in the boys bathroom at Tae Kwon Do and brought it home."
Are you ready?
Ashford describes her reaction when she found out.
"And that’s when it hit me. It wasn’t some upscale boutique $15 soap I had been caressing for the last 12 hours. It was a urinal cake. That’s right, catch your breath. A f---ing urinal cake. A URINAL CAKE!!!"
It's okay if you need a second to recover.
Of course, she then realized all of the things she did with it.
"A urinal cake from the public gym I take my 5 year old for Tae Kwon Do three times a week. A urinal cake that has been peed on by at least 1,000 strange little boys that I just held against my cheek!!!” Of course, she had to tell her husband right away. “When he answered the phone he was making gagging sounds,” she said. I mean, how could you blame him?
When the kids got home that day, the parents had a long talk with their children about how it's not okay to bring random objects from public bathrooms.
That's a reasonable rule, I would say.
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