1. Kids these days don't know jack
2. All I have now is a burnt mouth and memories
3. Just roommate things... you know
4. The struggle is real
I washed my sheets two months ago and I've been sleeping on a bare mattress ever since because I'm too lazy to put them back on
5. This is why I prefer dogs
They might still pee on your shorts, but it's usually out of excitement instead of spite
6. When you're in class and you remember it's leg day
7. I'm so glad my dad doesn't know how to send picture messages
8. Yes, staring into the face of a giant stuffed animal while eating is definitely less awkward
9. Still sounds better than most of his music...
Jk guys, we all love Drizzy
10. Netflix and chill can be a dangerous thing
11. The best part was if you had to rewind the movie before watching it, then you got extra foreplay time
12. Ew, the last thing I want in my sandwich is something that resembles John Wayne Gacy
13. It took me a second to realize why this was funny
I wonder if I'm dyslexic...
14. I tried on a dress I haven't worn for two years, this is basically what happened
15. I can't wait to put these on my Christmas list
16. I've always wanted a pair of shoes that accurately reflect my life
17. Please tell me you guys get this
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