Oh, to be forever alone in the age of Instagram. What to do when you're surrounded by annoyingly cute couples? Take selfies with them, of course.
"Ah, love. It makes the world go round. Unless you're me," reads the bio of the awesome Third Wheel Extravaganza Instagram account. "Then you just lurk in the background of cute couples, but hey."
Most of us can relate, can't we?
We all go through a period when everybody we know is in a sweet, syrupy LTR and we're just tagging along, right? Right?
This girl knows all about it. She can even be the third wheel when boyfriends aren't in the room.
The look on her face just says it all.
And she has been a third wheel who gets upgraded to fifth wheel.
She has third-wheeled some pretty big moments in her friends' lives, too!
She has seen love blossom over study sessions.
Up close and personal.
She's been there, alone, for the engagement parties.
Has she been to their weddings alone? You betcha!
She has even provided her deadpan scowl at their pregnancy announcements.
And it clearly doesn't cut into their joy at all. The sickeningly cute couples always seem to want her there...
Just imagine going on vacation together, and being stuck in the window seat on the plane.
"When they have the middle and aisle seat, there is no escape..." her post laments.
Even in her own home, she's always the third wheel.
Maybe she can find some new couples to third wheel for?
Who knows, maybe one day she'll have her own special day. Until then, she'll continue to provide us with hilarious third wheel moments.
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