Honestly, I didn't know either until he came into my room, looked under my roommate's bed — who was big into mixed martial arts at the time — and then jumped back in fear of what he thought was a skeleton. It wasn't a skeleton, it was skipping rope. I went to pull it out from under the bed, but he bolted before I could show him what it was. Until his roommate told me, I just assumed he was one of those weirdos who scared easily. Turns out he wasone of those weirdos, but he also happened to be high as hell. Here are some things that would likely scare the piss out of him.
1. This shark that can swallow you whole
2. This possessed ginger kid waiting to be exorcised
3. This creepy snake-worm looking thing
4. Inescapable amounts of debt that more than likely still burdens her to this day
5. These shoes and brown wallpaper that looks an awful lot like someone was rammed in the closet
6. This cringe-worthy injury that made me shudder
7. The undead Teletubby you let hold your kids
8. This shadow art made from hanging water bottles
9. This demon turtle sent here to kill you
10. The scary BK clown who likes to hide behind bushes and peep out when photos are being taken
11. The tall white alien captured by Google Earth
12. The elf torso that crawled its way out of a dumpster
13. This cat in the back who has been silently plotting your murder for years
14. This bed shop in London where bed bugs are free of charge
15. The random alien lurking on the wall at this museum
Collage images via 1. reddit / Renegade_Meiste 2. reddit / Rkblack12
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