16 Vacation Complaints You Won't Believe Are Actually Real

In our grand age of being offended, hurt, slandered and triggered, you get the feeling that some people wake up every day justto complain about this great experience we call life. The worst of the worst of these thin-skinned trolls are people who vacation to awesome places with breathtaking scenery and complain that the sand is too yellow or that there are actual fish in the sea.

I know what you're thinking: "what a shame we have to share our precious oxygen with these plebs." However, I implore you to see our perpetually disgruntled brothers and sisters as pure entertainment. A stork brought them to this planet to make us laugh and bring us reassurance that we're not as messed up as our parents would like us to believe. And it's working!

So feast, friends. Feast on the rustled jimmies of humans that took a break from the internet and decided to see what those David Attenborough documentaries were all about in person. 

Spoiler alert: THEY HATED IT.

1. You and me both, friend.

2. I bet you click on spam expecting to win a trip to Florida. Dontcha?

3. The absolute horror.

4. This is what happens when people who'd use a leash on their kids go out into the real world.

5. I bet this person eats half a meal and returns it because it's not hot enough.

6. Everything is more fun when Hellfire missiles rain down on the Earth.

7. That's the face of a Saint. Don't be talking smack about Goofy.

8. How could they have been so...so...inconsiderate? 

9. 17 million years of organic architecture summed up as a "hole in the ground."

10. Don't get too angry, his username is adam2pac. Not exactly a Nobel Laureate. 

11. When does a "small smattering" become a "mania"?

12. That's the last time we vacation to the Gaza Strip...or Baltimore.

13. Bien. Casse-toi!

14. One of those few times you'd pay to see an otherwise peaceful animal go rogue. 

15. I'm left with an incredible number of questions here. Mostly surrounding Mick "the braces."

16. I LIVE for dinners that descend into absolute anarchy. Also...it's "tails" not "tales". Peasant.