Amy Schumer Just Spilled Her Most Embarrassing Moment

Guys, Amy Schumer just released her book, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo! *runs to the nearest bookstore because bookstores are still cool and who cares about reading on tablets* It's worth it to read the book because Amy is spilling all the details from her life. We're talking about ex-boyfriends, family fallouts and quirky stories about her angsty teen years. She holds nothing back and tells it like it is. She's basically telling us in book form that she's everyone's spirit animal! If you want to read the book, beware that spoilers are to come! Amy revealed one of her most embarrassing moments and it's absolutely hilarious. 

I'll be the first to admit that I'm obsessed with Amy Schumer. Like, full on obsessed. 

Can I just hang out with her? Can I just BE her? Imagine what it'd be like to just naturally be funny!

And I will not hesitate to fight anyone who says she's not funny. 

I mean, have you seen even, like, two minutes of Inside Amy Schumer?! Her parody of 12 Angry Men is probably one of the best things to ever be written for television. 

The reason why she's so funny is because she's brutally honest about her thoughts on everything. She's willing to spill anything and everything about her life. She was even brave enough to tell the world about her most embarrassing moment ever! 

Excuse me, where can I sign up to be Amy's BFF? I mean, JLaw can't be her ONLY bestie. 

Amy revealed that her most embarrassing moment happened when she was a teenager. 

Her and her best friends decided to chill with a group of guys from their school. 

Their favorite activity back then was just to ride their bikes and hang out together almost every night! 

And it was all fine until one time, the guys Amy was hanging out with convinced her and her besties to flash them! 

Amy said she felt wrong but she wanted to do it because she wanted to impress them! 

But then she released something went wrong. She writes in her book that she noticed that all the guys were only looking at her! 

"I probably had the smallest boobs of all my girlfriends. Why would they be staring?" 

It turns out, her BFFs had lifted their shirts and shown the boys their bras. But Amy had lifted her shirt AND bra and accidentally flashed EVERYTHING!

As soon as she realized what happened, it was too late! She immediately pulled her shirt down but it was too late. The boys had already seen everything and were freaking out. Majorly. 

She said she regretted doing it but what she hated more was that she acted cool about it and acted like she didn't care. 

The boys and her other classmates started calling her nicknames and made fun of her body. 

Amy said it took years before she realized that she needed to stop getting worked up about it and just accept and love her body. 

And her best advice? Amy's sure that "confidence is truly the best revenge." She counts herself as a survivor who turned into a fearless woman!

Work it, Amy!

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