15 People Who Cannot Brain

Hit by the stupid stick, inhaled the buffoon balloon, all foam no beer, a few fries short of a happy meal. The people in this list embody all of the above. Don't be too hard on yourself just because you don't know when to use whose and who's, because there are people out there who get "wrap" confused with "rape" and who get rectal thermometers confused with oral thermometers. 

But actually, you should really know the difference between whose and who's. Go look it up after you read this article so you don't end up like the people in it!

1. There isn't an app for everything

There's probably an app to test your IQ though. That might be helpful.

2. The mom who is too dumb to deserve pizza

3. The guy who discovered this double standard 

Even science has systemic gender biases.

4. The "sucking on my rectum stick" selfie

5. When you wear your lover's anus spray, they're always with you

6. This person who is living proof that Hooked On Phonics may have produced a generation of illiterates 

7. This woman who was arrested for possession of crystal meth 

Who knows how the police managed to infiltrate such a covert operation?

8. That's not how it works. That's not how anything works. 

9. This is also not how it works.

10. This person who knows how to spell "Noga" but is otherwise completely illiterate  

Sometimes your grandma dies and your dog repeatedly violates your head every night.

11. This hypothesizing sheriff

Backup dancers in berets and leather do not a Black Panther riot make.

12. It's refreshing to see that natural selection is still at work in the society today

13. The guy that tried to smoke weed out of a salmon. 

14. This person who's got their facts straight about smoking

15. This woman who literally has wangs drawn on her toes

Main image via Pleated Jeans / Derek

Collage image via Twitter / @whitepeopIecray