At a certain point in a relationship, the romance slowly fizzles out. The best metaphor I can think of to describe this process would be a candle slowly suffocating itself when it's covered. If the candle gets more oxygen, it can reignite with the help of a spark and things can get hot all over again. But all things must still come to an end, because once the wax is all burned down, you are left with the smoldering ashes of what was once a passionate flame. CHERISH THE FLAME!
1. There is a difference between trying to be clever and ruining Christmas.
2. Not usually what people have in mind when they say
Star Wars fantasy.
3. He needs to quit playing games and reprioritize.
4. This is ice cold... literally.
#5 is definitely the quickest way to make your girl cry.
5. If she wasn't crying before she read the card, she is now.
6. You can use it to retrieve you a new boyfriend.
7. This man is brave for pulling a stunt like this while his lady is hangry.
8. Although this is about as far as you can get from romance, it is definitely more useful than flowers.
#11 is the modern equivalent to holding hands, but just a tad more disgusting.
9. On a positive note, he doesn't smell anymore. On a more negative note, you probably have water damage.
10. No sympathy here.
11. Modern intimacy at its finest.
12. I bet the next thing that'll go missing is this wise-cracking boyfriend.
Need to break some bad news to your significant other? Pay close attention to #13 and I can guarantee you no tears will be shed.
13. I would still eat these.
14. Thanks, I guess.
15. Looks like it's time to change the locks.
16. I have a feeling the male brain doesn't understand the male brain.
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