19 People Just Trying Their Best

I know there's a generation of kids out there that are being fed propaganda from coaches and teachers. They're being told it doesn't matter who wins or loses. What matters is everyone has fun. Well here, on the internet, not only is winning everything, but losing is cataloged and remembered for eternity. Your kids will laugh at your embarrassing disappointments and your grandkids will throw mashed potatoes at you can call you a fat old loser. 

Winning is everything. Everything else is communism. Downright un-American.

In order to ensure that you understand the gravity of winning and losing in life, here is an article FULL of losers, fails, cringe pics and face palms. Don't be those people, dearest readers of Diply.

1. Moms are so innocent.

They can say all kinds of ridiculousness, but you can't get mad at them — the same way you can't get mad at a baby for crapping itself. That analogy didn't work out the way I had hoped.

2. Crazy cat ladies.

Single women are getting serious about their relationship with cats.

3. "This is an abomination."

"I demand your supple breast, oh giver of milk!"

4. A wild Bro appeared!

Bro used camouflage 

5. Did the same thing with my cat

Only to find out it wasn't a cat. It was a bear. And the bear was a rug. Easy mix-up, right?

6. Not a human failing. Just a cat.

But the internet loves cats!

7. This seems like a good time to...

RISE to the occasion.

8. Have you ever torn your gooch muscle?

It's possible, and this is how you do it.

9. A smartass of my own heart. Lovely work, kid.

Don't ever change. Diply needs outside-the-box thinkers like you.

10. For all those times you forgot socks and shoes on your way to work...

there's latex flip-flops!

11. On one of the busiest bridges in London...

penises. Penis after penis after penis. 

12. Need beer? Can't risk the DWI? We've got a solution.

*woop! woop!* Nope. We do not have a solution.

13. Dressed up as all the Avengers? NAILED I—

Aw crap, Black Widow.

14. I see there's a lot you misunderstand about basic animal biology.

And that's fine, because strip clubs don't have difficult application processes.

15. It's willget better...

when you stop procreating. 

16. This could be the worst wine in the world

but that name alone makes it a winner.

17. "Mom! We wanna do the cosplay."

A sentence that ensures every young boy will remain a virgin and every young woman will be pursued tirelessly for sex by said virgins. 

18. Tried?

Tried to what? And what dead people? Whose kid is this?

19. You tried.

You failed. But you tried.

Main image via imgur / patriotgirl12

Collage images via 1. reddit / mr_matt138 2. imgur / ChrisIsHappy