17 Pictures I Laughed At And Some Pee Came Out

Looking for a laugh? Well, you're in luck because you've just stumbled upon a pic dump so funny that I was literally in tears while compiling it. Unfortunately, most of the jokes I was laughing at — courtesy of the other degenerate writers who surround me — were too inappropriate to actually include in the article...So yeah, actually, maybe it's not as funny as I thought when I started writing this intro. Anyway, I'm certain it's still somewhat funny because it includes a Seinfeldporn parody and love poems about stuffing cheesy snacks up your butt. Enjoy!

1. Before you point fingers, make sure yours don't have a bunch of Cheeto dust on them

2. Extremist vegans at it again

These acts of homegrown veganism are getting more and more common 

3. Nothing "says we appreciate you," like the remnants of last year's Halloween candy

4. Well, this one's not hard to figure out

5. As a nihilist, I prefer Pepsi to Coke 

I'm sure Nietzsche would have agreed 

6. Well, M'lady, it seems we've stumbled into an alternate universe 

7. So this was a fun trend on Twitter recently

8. It's particularly useful if you need ideas for next year's Valentine's Day cards 

Maybe it was this guy who sat on the couch in #1.

9. No takesies backsies!

10. God save America 

11. Asos really expanded their online catalog 

12. No shame in that...frankly, I'd be grateful to look like Harry Styles without makeup on

13. I'd go as far as to say we need a phone that doesn't even accept calls 

Because who wants those?

14. Nothing like a little '90s nostalgia to get you off 

I can't nut without my Newman!

 15. Yer a wizard, Zhang Fusheng!

I didn't know they taught math at Hogwarts 

16. A glory hole is better than a medal any day

17. America: where everyone is on the Micheal Phelps diet